2021-05-19 at 8:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
I have a loving boyfriend so no need to impress Palestinian girls with the sick mods my genitals have received. Maybe I could take some classes, but to what end? The semicolon will not avail itself to me, no matter the schooling I receive. I have already been schooled in these arts and still the semicolon defies all reason.
>has boyfriend
>doesnt want to impress palestinian girls with his scrotum mods
The whole semicolon makes sense now, I bet you havent had a proper, full length colon in years.
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2021-05-19 at 8:44 AM UTC
is that an improvised explosive in your burka or are you just happy to see me
2021-05-19 at 9:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nile
I still don't even know wat an Oxford comma is
WITHOUT: This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
WITH: This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand, and God.
Two different meanings.
The tour included meeting Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and dildo collector.
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2021-05-19 at 10:59 AM UTC
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I don't use the semicolon at all - it's better just to use either a comma or hyphen, it's clearer that way.
2021-05-19 at 1:25 PM UTC
If you think that's bad try writing a semi-colon.
2021-05-19 at 1:33 PM UTC
i think theyre bullshit academic propaganda and i never used them.
Ive done a complete semicolon cleanse of my language
2021-05-19 at 7:40 PM UTC
Shitty fucker. I explained it
2021-05-19 at 7:48 PM UTC
^HTS
explained its use. he ignored me
2021-05-19 at 7:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
^HTS
explained its use. he ignored me
he?
pretty sure you need to go back to LGBTQIA+ school
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2021-05-20 at 11:52 AM UTC
Billion dollar idea: autocorrect but it adds semicolons where appropriate.
2021-05-20 at 3:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
Seriously, it's been bothering me. I never use semicolons. I've gone through 30 years of life relying on hyphens, awkwardly placed periods, and overusing commas to compensate for this crippling deficiency of mine.
Here's the last two paragraphs of an article I just finished. I used a semicolon!!!!! Stepping out on a limb. I use a semicolon when it feels like there should be an mdash, but if it is two complete sentences, I use a semicolon instead. It is like the word "therefore" only softer. "Therefore" is like slamming a pin into place, while a semicolon is like dropping it into place.
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