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How the FUCK do you use semicolons?

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    A semi colon is what they call a womans insides after I ravage them

  2. #22
    Originally posted by Meikai I have a loving boyfriend so no need to impress Palestinian girls with the sick mods my genitals have received. Maybe I could take some classes, but to what end? The semicolon will not avail itself to me, no matter the schooling I receive. I have already been schooled in these arts and still the semicolon defies all reason.

    >has boyfriend
    >doesnt want to impress palestinian girls with his scrotum mods

    The whole semicolon makes sense now, I bet you havent had a proper, full length colon in years.

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  3. #23
    Ghost Black Hole
    is that an improvised explosive in your burka or are you just happy to see me
  4. #24
    ATTN:

    is BANANA



    peace out
  5. #25
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Nile I still don't even know wat an Oxford comma is

    WITHOUT: This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
    WITH: This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand, and God.

    Two different meanings.

    The tour included meeting Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and dildo collector.
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  6. #26
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  7. #27
    I don't use the semicolon at all - it's better just to use either a comma or hyphen, it's clearer that way.
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    ;E

    winking vampire
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Orange man; bad.
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    If you think that's bad try writing a semi-colon.
  11. #31
    i think theyre bullshit academic propaganda and i never used them.

    Ive done a complete semicolon cleanse of my language
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Shitty fucker. I explained it
  13. #33
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    ^HTS

    explained its use. he ignored me
  14. #34
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ^HTS

    explained its use. he ignored me

    he?

    pretty sure you need to go back to LGBTQIA+ school
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  15. #35
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by A College Professor he?

    pretty sure you need to go back to LGBTQIA+ school

    hey everyoe. We got a Bad Ass here

  16. #36
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Billion dollar idea: autocorrect but it adds semicolons where appropriate.
  17. #37
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Meikai Seriously, it's been bothering me. I never use semicolons. I've gone through 30 years of life relying on hyphens, awkwardly placed periods, and overusing commas to compensate for this crippling deficiency of mine.

    Here's the last two paragraphs of an article I just finished. I used a semicolon!!!!! Stepping out on a limb. I use a semicolon when it feels like there should be an mdash, but if it is two complete sentences, I use a semicolon instead. It is like the word "therefore" only softer. "Therefore" is like slamming a pin into place, while a semicolon is like dropping it into place.

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  18. #38
    I just press the ; key.
  19. #39
    Ghost Black Hole
    (;;();;)

    its a bandaid
  20. #40
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Ghost (;;();;)

    its a bandaid

    over a buttho?

    (;;(o);;)
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