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Well fam, I've decided to double down and have a fam

  1. #81
    This is like reading the script for a jerry springer show
  2. #82
    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ua6DPPWnL8
  3. #83
    Originally posted by hydromorphone From what I've heard, he already got married to another girl, not even being together a year, like the retard he is. He always wanted to marry me, and tried every which way to pressure me to, and I am so glad I didn't cave.

    This is the best thing you've ever posted. Real talk right here. How old are you hydro? I was in the exact same situation as you... Shes pregnant and married now and all I can think is "What a dumb slut"


    I agree marriage is the most retarded thing a person could do in this day and age... I would say if you are married before 30 there is a high chance its gonna fail. I would need something like 10 years of being with someone before I even think about marrying them. But I guess it's differnt when you have a biological clock and you can die and stuff, which I know nothing about.

    Settling down.. having kids.. thats cool, lots of people at my work are like that but the smartest guy there is a Muslim dude he has a 3 month old daughter, a wife and he still fucks girls on the side.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump This is the best thing you've ever posted. Real talk right here. How old are you hydro? I was in the exact same situation as you… Shes pregnant and married now and all I can think is "What a dumb slut"


    I agree marriage is the most retarded thing a person could do in this day and age… I would say if you are married before 30 there is a high chance its gonna fail. I would need something like 10 years of being with someone before I even think about marrying them. But I guess it's differnt when you have a biological clock and you can die and stuff, which I know nothing about.

    Settling down.. having kids.. thats cool, lots of people at my work are like that but the smartest guy there is a Muslim dude he has a 3 month old daughter, a wife and he still fucks girls on the side.

    Because she's married pregnant and happy with another guys that makes her a dumb slut?
  5. #85
    yEAh shes 25 and has another kid already lmfao.
  6. #86
    This place is like a jerry springer show where autists a trailer park mom meth heads and fuck boys argue. Let's do something productive with this gathering mmk
  7. #87
    I'm not arguing im chill with everyone here.
  8. #88
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject 2 terrible parents, neither of whom are fit to have kids, arguing over who is worse. What a forum we post on.

    If I had a kid I'd trust schplew to look after it over either of you.

    At least he'd just leave it outside and neglect it, Hydro would rent it out for a bag of heroin and Bill Krozby would try to fuck it

    um lol that joke was very flawed... to say the least.
  9. #89
    Why? You'd so fuck a baby if you were left alone with it
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  10. #90
    infinityshock Black Hole
    misspelled your own sprogs name...before it's even born.

    that can't be a good harbinger
  11. #91
    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XKxBDsdS8Y
  12. #92
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not a jedi dude, im hispanic and irish b

    It would make sense that when you fuse the niggers of two different continents Bill Krozby would be the result
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  13. #93
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^lol i saw that one coming
  14. #94
    lol irish are the niggers of eruope. An irish told me that once.
  15. #95
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^i can see that. thats why I threw it out there knowing someone would bite loolol
  16. #96
    Shut the fuck up.
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  17. #97
    Do you have any kids?
  18. #98
    Me?!

    Not that I know of. There might be some spawn running around Eastern Europe, though. Maybe France...

    No. No. No. I don't have any kids. That would be tragic.
  19. #99
    You kinda strike me to be the kinda person with a wife and family and a family man.

    Or are your windows your surrogate children?
  20. you're gonna make your kid think the earth is flat

    if you ever want out, my services are available



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