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  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    pharmaceutical salesman
  2. #42
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I'm a lot less self destructive these days, usually when I start making a bunch of money is when things start going bad for me but maybe this time it will be different

    Drugs and gaming/ hardcore porn is the answer.
  3. #43
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola LOL 2001

    :D I got it used. 2006 after some meth head fuck hit my car with my kids in it. He was aiming for my oldest kids door and I turned into him to prevent him from injuring her and i hit his car offset. the fucker didn't have any insurance. walked away like nothing happened. used a fake Drivers License and no one knew where he skipped off to. and I and my kids went to the hospital The kids luckily only had some small bruising and were like Ẅow our first car accident as if they were high fiving each other like it was a cool first experience, while both of my knees were smashed and both meniscus on both knees were severed. and I had a massive exterior blood clot on my chest. hurt like fuck to breath and the bruise moved around from my chest down into my tummy area. took like 2 months to go away. second time I had that.

    nice dawg i gots an 12
  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Operations Manager for an OEM. I can't tell you what we make as it would be an identifier…needless to say it is "hi-tech" and NOT plastics.

    dunno why but honeywell popped into my head
  5. #45
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Ghost I'm a lot less self destructive these days, usually when I start making a bunch of money is when things start going bad for me but maybe this time it will be different

    Lets found a corporation, it's like 500 bucks. We'll keep it above board and engage in commerce, I'm situated in Ottawa and am Native, we could try and get Government contracts for shit we have 0 experience doing and like try and get massive loans and declare bankruptcy n shit.

    B U S I N E S S
  6. #46
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nile Lets found a corporation, it's like 500 bucks. We'll keep it above board and engage in commerce, I'm situated in Ottawa and am Native, we could try and get Government contracts for shit we have 0 experience doing and like try and get massive loans and declare bankruptcy n shit.

    B U S I N E S S

    somebody just read Art of the Deal
  7. #47
    Nile bump
    we could totally bid on this: I'm sure we could use your know how and go getter attitude and my indigenous heritage to our mutual benefit.

    https://buyandsell.gc.ca/procurement-data/tender-notice/PW-20-00936664

    Although i mite have trouble with security clearances due to some outstanding legal issues.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by aldra dunno why but honeywell popped into my head

    why not texas instruments ?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by aldra somebody just read Art of the Deal

    or just watched 'war dogs'.
  10. #50
    WellHung Black Hole
    or fucked a nigger.
  11. #51
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra dunno why but honeywell popped into my head

    nah pretty sure he works for nasa
  12. #52
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or just watched 'war dogs'.

    Ill have you know I watched war dogs ages ago and no, contracts are cool, but federal regulations seem pretty intense.Throw in health rules and security checks and it would probably cost a lot in necessary licenses too. Anything can be done but having the money and time to go through with that isn't easy.
  13. #53
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    watch Lord of War again instead
  14. #54
    Nile bump
    Some peeps were watching it at the isocenter, I recognized the opening.

    I think nick cage was in a recent sci fi movie i wanted to check out, probably just him screaming, at least i hope so.
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Lord of War is one of my favourite movies

    I download Colour Out of Space a while back but haven't watched it yet - it's Lovecraft's short story with Cage in the leading role
  16. #56
    Originally posted by aldra watch Lord of War again instead

    too nick cagey.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Nile Ill have you know I watched war dogs ages ago and no, contracts are cool, but federal regulations seem pretty intense.Throw in health rules and security checks and it would probably cost a lot in necessary licenses too. Anything can be done but having the money and time to go through with that isn't easy.

    all you really need is access to lawyers and stupid investors.
  18. #58
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny all you really need is access to lawyers and stupid investors.

    no risk, no reward, Vincent. But u wudn't know anything about that while serving coffee. ⚘
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #59
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny all you really need is access to lawyers and stupid investors.

    No nigga, depending on the sort of service i would be doing i might need equipment, vehicles, staff. Or lines of credit to pay subs and make orders for needed supply. as well as see about being on top of regulatory measures. I would need to incorporate all the factors and there associated costs from fuel, to garbage bags, to time in to the bid.

    I think the best place to start wouldn't be lawyers but incorporation, clients, and smaller scale jobs till expansion or failure happens.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by WellHung no risk, no reward, Vincent. But u wudn't know anything about that while serving coffee. ⚘

    you wont even risk embarrassing yourself and get an interview at your local starbucks.
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