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  1. #21
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by stl1 Having Donald Trump get re-elected.

    You ignorant twat. You had no real reason to hate Trump. You hated him because you are easily swayed by Jedi snark, and you thought you were supposed to, and, by so doing, you unwittingly allied yourself with actual Bolsheviks who used your ignorance and provincial desire to seem cosmopolitan to seize power. In Dostoevsky's novel, Demons, in which he foresaw the Bolshevik takeover in Russia still 50 years away, you are Stepan Trofimovich Verkhovensky, the useless and self-important father of the main demon. I hope you are American and you have children. You will weep on the ground that you ever thought Trump being re-elected would be hell because you are going to see what hell really is.

    Here is an eyewitness description of what you've got coming:

    The Red Terror in Russia 1918-1923
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  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by FreeAssange You ignorant twat. You had no real reason to hate Trump. You hated him because you are easily swayed by Jedi snark, and you thought you were supposed to, and, by so doing, you unwittingly allied yourself with actual Bolsheviks who used your ignorance and provincial desire to seem cosmopolitan to seize power. In Dostoevsky's novel, Demons, in which he foresaw the Bolshevik takeover in Russia still 50 years away, you are Stepan Trofimovich Verkhovensky, the useless and self-important father of the main demon. I hope you are American and you have children. You will weep on the ground that you ever thought Trump being re-elected would be hell because you are going to see what hell really is.

    Here is an eyewitness description of what you've got coming:

    The Red Terror in Russia 1918-1923

    I'd say it's going to be a lot more like Russia in the 90s, and it'll take a lot longer for a Putin-type to pull the country back together
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  3. #23
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    In the 90s, we imported the descendants of the depraved monsters who murdered 66 million Russian Christians. Sen Frank Lautenberg of NJ got legislation passed which allowed half a million Jedi to leave the USSR and immigrate to the US or, if they chose, to Israel. Either way, the American taxpayer paid their travel expenses and gave them money to get set up here (or Israel). The children of those immigrants--native English speakers--are just now coming into their own.

    What about the separation of church and state we heard so much about when Trump tried to implement the ban on entries from seven Muslim countries? How the Constitution's Establishment Clause absolutely forbids government policy that is religion-specific? Not a problem. Lautenberg's bill also imported Vietnamese Christians, and a half dozen Christian fundamentalists from Russia.

    The Chosen Immigrants were able to bypass the usual refugee requirements of having to prove on a case-by-case basis they had a well-grounded fear of persecution. All they had to do was allege "anti-Semitism" to get their ticket to bypass the line. Personally, I think Russians might be forgiven for harboring some ill-will towards the largely unpunished group responsible for a real Holocaust in their country. But as far as I can tell, there was no anti-Semitism--at least, official anti-Semitism--in Russia in the 1990s.

    Over half the population of Russian Jedi remained in Russia, however, because they refused to falsely claim they were victims of anti-Semitic persecution.

    Hahahahahahahahaha... just kidding.
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  4. #24
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by FreeAssange You ignorant twat. You had no real reason to hate Trump. You hated him because you are easily swayed by Jedi snark, and you thought you were supposed to, and, by so doing, you unwittingly allied yourself with actual Bolsheviks who used your ignorance and provincial desire to seem cosmopolitan to seize power. In Dostoevsky's novel, Demons, in which he foresaw the Bolshevik takeover in Russia still 50 years away, you are Stepan Trofimovich Verkhovensky, the useless and self-important father of the main demon. I hope you are American and you have children. You will weep on the ground that you ever thought Trump being re-elected would be hell because you are going to see what hell really is.

    Here is an eyewitness description of what you've got coming:

    The Red Terror in Russia 1918-1923


    Only problem with your narrative is that Trump actually is a grifter. Until people name the jedi and stop relying on Trumps there is no hope. I was talking with someone in Ukraine about the jedis who run her country (it's objectively why Ukraine is so fucked). She barely seemed aware when I started pointing out "oh yeah, he's jedi, oh yeah, isn't she jedi too, gosh jedis do seem to have a lot of money in Ukraine". She had some stories about jedis she knew, which were about what you'd expect.
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  5. #25
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Only problem with your narrative is that Trump actually is a grifter. Until people name the jedi and stop relying on Trumps there is no hope. I was talking with someone in Ukraine about the jedis who run her country (it's objectively why Ukraine is so fucked). She barely seemed aware when I started pointing out "oh yeah, he's jedi, oh yeah, isn't she jedi too, gosh jedis do seem to have a lot of money in Ukraine". She had some stories about jedis she knew, which were about what you'd expect.

    It's a mystery. Even back in the 80s and 90s, the Jedi media were vicious and relentless against Donald Trump, which continued, as we all saw, up through his campaign for the presidency and his presidency itself. The New York Times blatantly said journalistic standards were suspended in the case of Trump because he was so "dangerous" he had to be gotten rid of. Just think about that. I mean, they announced the Russian collusion hoax and impeachment even before he was inaugurated. Even going back, his father owned apartment buildings in New York that were full of jedi tenants (it was anti-German bigotry from them that caused the father to change the family name to Trump from Drumpf and claim they were Swedish) and it was these tenants who absolutely refused to let blacks move into the buildings for which Trump Sr was investigated and fined by whomever. When Trump was a kid, his job was to collect the rent from these tenants. So Trump, the New York City real estate developer, knows jedis. And they never stopped attacking him--especially jedi Wall Street. Even the jedis in his own cabinet attacked him, for example, after Charlottesville, but he never said the least critical thing about jedi power or anything.

    But he was popular in Israel. And I wonder whether he didn't pull off a jedi move by splitting up jedi power. Perhaps it is the only way to stay in power--or stay alive--in Washington if you aren't the designated goy (McCain, Romney, Bush, Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Biden, Obama) and absolutely dependable on the one overriding non-negotiable policy priority for the jedis.
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  6. #26
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by aldra I'd say it's going to be a lot more like Russia in the 90s, and it'll take a lot longer for a Putin-type to pull the country back together

    Putin was handpicked by the Jedi oligarchs, who were stripping Russia to the bone. he betrayed them, turned out to be a patriot, and the Jedi media in the West have been demonizing him ever since.
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    I was hoping Trump was going to be our Putin. Perhaps if they hadn't outright stolen the election...
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  7. #27
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Having Donald Trump get re-elected.

    Yep
  8. #28
    Bradley Black Hole
    Being a dumbfuck like Slag and being aware I used to be really really smart.

    That's why I don't do motorcross or ride motorcycles.
  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by FreeAssange Putin was handpicked by the Jedi oligarchs, who were stripping Russia to the bone. he betrayed them, turned out to be a patriot, and the Jedi media in the West have been demonizing him ever since.

    I don't know about handpicked but at the very least 'allowed'. I've always wondered about that, why him in particular - it makes sense that that they'd already stripmined the country economically and wanted more direct control of the police state and other apparatus but I can't imagine he was their best option. The only thing that makes sense to me was that Putin worked in the KGB unit that studied western political power structures so he had access to a lot of 'dirty capitalist' material most people didn't, and that he might be more susceptible to bribery and a position of power in the planned 'liberal democracy'
  10. #30
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Putin must have had competent friends, or every other contender must have had competent enemies.

    I read a lot of "autobiographies" (which are all ghost-written) but I never heard a world leader explain why them. Their ascent to power is made sound inevitable, like the rising of the sun.
  11. #31
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I don't know about handpicked but at the very least 'allowed'. I've always wondered about that, why him in particular - it makes sense that that they'd already stripmined the country economically and wanted more direct control of the police state and other apparatus but I can't imagine he was their best option. The only thing that makes sense to me was that Putin worked in the KGB unit that studied western political power structures so he had access to a lot of 'dirty capitalist' material most people didn't, and that he might be more susceptible to bribery and a position of power in the planned 'liberal democracy'

  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    go away
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  13. #33
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra go away

    Says the guy who thinks jedis control Putin like some kind of puppet lmao.


    You're so, so fucking retarded its not even funny.
  14. #34
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm living my hell right now
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Says the guy who thinks jedis control Putin like some kind of puppet lmao.


    You're so, so fucking retarded its not even funny.

    is that what you took away from what I wrote? are you retarded or just playing retarded this time?

    The oligarchs that controlled Russia in the 90s at the very least allowed Putin to take the presidency as they effectively held the reigns on both the government and economy. What we're talking about is why they backed him, considering how catastrophically that went for them.
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  16. #36
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  17. #37
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra is that what you took away from what I wrote? are you retarded or just playing retarded this time?

    The oligarchs that controlled Russia in the 90s at the very least allowed Putin to take the presidency as they effectively held the reigns on both the government and economy. What we're talking about is why they backed him, considering how catastrophically that went for them.

    Are you sure Putin didn't just take over? I mean even jedis aren't immune to gravity, right? And what good is money if the people you are trying to pay know they won't have a chance to spend it? Did Putin have any prominent backers that you know of?
  18. #38
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra is that what you took away from what I wrote? are you retarded or just playing retarded this time?

    The oligarchs that controlled Russia in the 90s at the very least allowed Putin to take the presidency as they effectively held the reigns on both the government and economy. What we're talking about is why they backed him, considering how catastrophically that went for them.



    And the oligarchs are all jedis? Lmao.

    You think everyone is a jedi if it fits your agenda. There is no jedi in power who isn't involved in your conspiracies.
  19. #39
    Donald Trump Black Hole


    The skin on my palm has gone all uneven. Does anyone know of a product to smooth it out? It doesn't smell nice either.
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  20. #40
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Antifa Member And the oligarchs are all jedis? Lmao.

    can you point out where I said that?

    for the record though, the majority of them are/were.
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