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What would be hell for you?

  1. #1
    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    Hypothetical of course.

    My buddies idea of hell was where you'd stand in queue forever. And no matter where u turned, there was another queue.
    In my case hell would be me, stuck in a very uncomfortable loop all over again forever. Sorta like this




    Just imagine drowning or burning instead, over and over, forever. Everything resets when you die, except your mind.
    You're fucked.

    I would go insane pretty fast under those circumstances.

    So, what would your hell be like?

    Maybe getting stuck in a room with a bunch of hot and willing females but you don't have a penis?
    Lemme hear it niggas.
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Still posting on this website in 10 years
  3. #3
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Not knowing what a po boy sandwich is and also laying in bed with Lanny when he has dry skin.
  4. #4
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    a world that never invents hell

    or just sitting still a minute sober
  5. #5
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    How about getting your dick tied off when you really have to take a piss?
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Existing, and the only two options are existing forever or not existing one day. No good options there. You either exist forever which is terrifying or you stop existing which is terrifying. It'd be especially bad if you were under the impression that you were going to stop existing and lived in fear of that, only to realize about halfway between when you started existing and the time you'd probably stop existing that existence not stopping is its own unique horror and that you're trapped in the ultimate catch-22. You either stop existing one day or don't, and you can't win, and you'll probably stop existing before you come to terms with it.
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  7. #7
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Hell is a game where the only winning move is not to play but you're already playing it.
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  8. #8
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    You're not funny kill yourself.
  9. #9
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    If you kill yourself, you might not see the other side.
  10. #10
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about getting your dick tied off when you really have to take a piss?

    People do that for fun
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
  12. #12
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Having Donald Trump get re-elected.
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  13. #13
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Having Donald Trump get re-elected.

    2024
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  14. #14
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Hopefully, you'll be in prison by then.

    Unfortunately for you, they probably aren't going to allow you to rename it "Trump In Exile Casino".
  15. #15
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Hopefully, you'll be in prison by then

    For what? I'm innocent as the driven snow.
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  16. #16
    netstat African Astronaut
    eternal recurrence or reincarnation

    life is tolerable only because i ostensibly have the option to end it whenever i wish and that action represents finality, if death was merely the beginning of a new cycle forcing me to either relive my old life or begin another over and over forever that would be hell

    nietzsche would say if i feel this way i'm living wrong since to him eternal return is a thought experiment to judge whether or not you're living how you should be, but it's too late, my fate was fixed by my genes long before i had awareness
  17. #17
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    It would be useless to give you another life, because you'd just do the same thing. It all comes down to heart condition, not body, or chances.
  18. #18
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Having the stomach flu and also having kids with the stomach flu and everybody in the house is just shitting and throwing up and nobody can take care of anybody.
  19. #19
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Having the stomach flu and also having kids with the stomach flu and everybody in the house is just shitting and throwing up and nobody can take care of anybody.

    20 kids one bathroom and its outside in the freezing winter and doesn't have running water or room for spare toilet paper.
  20. #20
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Having to piss really badly but your dick is taped to your leg and you know that your piss is corrosive so you hold it in as long as you can before burning thr skin off your leg. Then you have to piss again (as someone keeps giving you warm fountain pepsi) and your firey corrosive piss goes down the same trajectory as before over thr same part of your leg that was just burned off. Over and over again until bone is exposed
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