2021-02-25 at 10:52 PM UTC
Supposedly, drowning isn't so bad. Once you breathe the first few gallons of water, you get sleepy and just drift off into eternity.
2021-02-25 at 11:03 PM UTC
I'd say just fill your pockets and socks full with old double-A batteries, rent a small boat, and go right out to the deepest part of the ocean, say 35,000 feet, and just flop over the side. It would take you just a few minutes to get down to the desired atmospheric pressure to almost instantaneously explode your entire body into small fleshy shreds.
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2021-02-25 at 11:12 PM UTC
Then the aquatic animals would be able to feast on your remains, rendering your life at least partially worthwhile.
2021-02-26 at 1:44 AM UTC
Is there a way to turn myself into sausage automatically?
2021-02-26 at 2:04 AM UTC
yeah i will kick the chair for you, thats what friends are for <3
2021-02-26 at 2:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master
you should get some help OP
no never
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2021-02-26 at 2:19 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL,
If you kill yourself, I’ll kill you a second time. Don’t ask me how, but I’ll do it dammit. Don’t test me😠
2021-02-26 at 2:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist
§m£ÂgØL,
If you kill yourself, I’ll kill you a second time. Don’t ask me how, but I’ll do it dammit. Don’t test me😠
If anyone kills me I'm killing them back right after
That's why I have to get ahead of all the killers and kill myself first. They can't kill me if im already killed.
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2021-02-26 at 4:25 AM UTC
Just pour a few gallons of highly-flammable fuel gel on your head and body and then light yourself on fire. Your chances of surviving that is literally zero, since the gel sticks to the skin and flesh as it burns. All that would be left is the charred and burnt skeleton. Intense pain for about two or three minutes, and then your body would go into shock and shut down and you wouldn't feel a single thing after that.
2021-02-26 at 6:28 AM UTC
Or get a mortal shell and tape it to your belly or back and then hit the fuse on the tip with a hammer a few times and bang... a crater at least 30 feet across, and your entire body would be instantly vaporized into a gaseous form, of which you would feel nothing the millisecond after the vaporization.
2021-02-26 at 6:33 AM UTC
Another quick and painless death would be to cut your own head off with a chainsaw, ziiipp... takes like half a second... or build your own homemade guillotine.
