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Chell left me on the couch last night.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Yesterday evening around 7 after we already ate dinner Chell said something about us both sleeping on the couch last night which I was okay with on account of we haven't been sleeping together for weeks.
    But then she said she wanted to sleep on separate couches even though all our couches recline and we could have cuddled.
    I didn't want to sleep on separate couches but I figured at least watching a movie and falling asleep in the same room was something...
    But then I woke up at 5am and she was in the damn bed and my ass was still out on the couch.

    I'm thinking she tricked me to sleep on the couch so she could go sleep in the bed alone because when she first mentioned us both sleeping on the couch I had said we should both just go watch tv in bed but she insisted on sleeping on the couch.

    I would have rather played vidya games all evening instead of falling asleep on the couch watching shitty LMN movies.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    who's name is on the rental agreement?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by POLECAT who's name is on the rental agreement?

    Both.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I tried sneaking to bed and now she woke up and wants to go to the couch.
    I tried just going back to the couch but she told me to stay in the bed.
  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    WTF it sounds like it's over.

    Move to Texas.
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  6. #6
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Fuck your couch
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  7. #7
    RIPtotse Houston
    eddy murphy
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah that shits over,, u better start negotiating the friendship roommate agreement
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    who did she vote for?
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by POLECAT who did she vote for?

    She did not vote.
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ok well is she a patriot? or a globalist?
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Buy her some groceries.

    Bitches love groceries.
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  13. #13
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Take a shower, sounds like she doesn't want u near her. U prolly stink.
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  14. #14
    livingelegy African Astronaut
    lol wat a bitch
  15. #15
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Originally posted by livingelegy lol wat a bitch
    I was giving him advice, rest ur neck billy.
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  16. #16
    livingelegy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I was giving him advice, rest ur neck billy.

    i was talking about chell but you're a bitch too
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol oops 😜
  18. #18
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    it's called bed-divorce little arny. it happens more than you would think especially after woman goes through the great change of life. her body is a raging hormone and experiences massive temperature and mood swings
  19. #19
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    WTF is bed divorce?

    Being able to reach over and grab a titty at any time is the biggest benefit to having a GF
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Fuck your couch

    classy reference
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