2021-01-24 at 11:02 AM UTC
Yesterday evening around 7 after we already ate dinner Chell said something about us both sleeping on the couch last night which I was okay with on account of we haven't been sleeping together for weeks.
But then she said she wanted to sleep on separate couches even though all our couches recline and we could have cuddled.
I didn't want to sleep on separate couches but I figured at least watching a movie and falling asleep in the same room was something...
But then I woke up at 5am and she was in the damn bed and my ass was still out on the couch.
I'm thinking she tricked me to sleep on the couch so she could go sleep in the bed alone because when she first mentioned us both sleeping on the couch I had said we should both just go watch tv in bed but she insisted on sleeping on the couch.
I would have rather played vidya games all evening instead of falling asleep on the couch watching shitty LMN movies.
2021-01-24 at 11:13 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
who's name is on the rental agreement?
2021-01-24 at 11:32 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I tried sneaking to bed and now she woke up and wants to go to the couch.
I tried just going back to the couch but she told me to stay in the bed.
2021-01-24 at 11:44 AM UTC
WTF it sounds like it's over.
Move to Texas.
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2021-01-24 at 1:48 PM UTC
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2021-01-24 at 2:53 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yeah that shits over,, u better start negotiating the friendship roommate agreement
2021-01-24 at 2:56 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
ok well is she a patriot? or a globalist?
2021-01-24 at 4:18 PM UTC
Buy her some groceries.
Bitches love groceries.
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2021-01-24 at 4:30 PM UTC
Take a shower, sounds like she doesn't want u near her. U prolly stink.
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2021-01-24 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by livingelegy
lol wat a bitch
I was giving him advice, rest ur neck billy.
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2021-01-25 at 12:52 AM UTC
it's called bed-divorce little arny. it happens more than you would think especially after woman goes through the great change of life. her body is a raging hormone and experiences massive temperature and mood swings
2021-01-25 at 12:54 AM UTC
WTF is bed divorce?
Being able to reach over and grab a titty at any time is the biggest benefit to having a GF
