Chell left me on the couch last night.

1. 2021-01-25 at 5:48 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Donald Trump WTF is bed divorce?
   
   Being able to reach over and grab a titty at any time is the biggest benefit to having a GF

   
   Biggest benefit to a partner is someone to flip you over so you dont choke on your vomit in your sleep
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   • BeeReBuddy
2. 2021-01-25 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #22
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Solstice Biggest benefit to a partner is someone to flip you over so you dont choke on your vomit in your sleep

   
   Life alert only works if you are wearing it and can call them.
3. 2021-01-25 at 6:22 AM UTC

   #23
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Donald Trump WTF is bed divorce?
   
   Being able to reach over and grab a titty at any time is the biggest benefit to having a GF

   
   
   
   
   I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TO GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY.
4. 2021-01-25 at 6:28 AM UTC

   #24
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Go to bed & lay off the caps so late at night, u retard liability.
5. 2021-01-25 at 6:33 AM UTC

   #25
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   YOU CAN"T MAKE ME, Don't Tell My Dad I'm A Whore.
6. 2021-01-25 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #26
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   My goodness ur pathetic.
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
7. 2021-01-25 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm My goodness ur pathetic.

   
   And you're delicious.
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   • DontTellEm