Pfizer releases 90% effective covid vaccine today

1. 2020-11-10 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Ghost Why not?

   
   I don't trust it
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   • WellHung
2. 2020-11-10 at 4:59 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 I don't trust it

   
   Sometimes you just gotta live on the edge.
3. 2020-11-10 at 5 PM UTC

   #23
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i totally trust bill gates so i'll take 3 on my rump, plz.
4. 2020-11-10 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I don't want to get the vaccine it sounds like a covid risk to be around that many people
5. 2020-11-10 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #25
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol.
6. 2020-11-11 at 3:35 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Ghost Why not?

   
   this isn't the first coronavirus, the common cold is one
   
   and the reason we don't vaccinate against the cold and similar is because you'd have to get a new shot every few months; it mutates too fast for vaccinations to be cost-effective
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7. 2020-11-11 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by aldra this isn't the first coronavirus, the common cold is one
   
   and the reason we don't vaccinate against the cold and similar is because you'd have to get a new shot every few months; it mutates too fast for vaccinations to be cost-effective

   
   Yeah, I read that they’re not completely sure how long the vaccine works. Time will tell I suppose 🤷‍♀️
8. 2020-11-13 at 11:45 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   I'll take a pass on vaccination. I'm dancing with the girl that brought me.
9. 2020-11-14 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I don't think this vaccine will ever see mass deployment
   
   it's apparently a new type of vaccine that uses live scary science thing so it needs to be stored at less than -70 degrees celsius, which would mean they'd need to install high-grade refrigeration equipment all through the supply chain
10. 2020-11-14 at 8:56 AM UTC

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    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra 10% lethal

    
    The 90% appeals to my will to live and fulfill my obligations, the 10% appeals to the side of me that thinks life is too long, difficult and boring.
11. 2020-11-14 at 11:36 AM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Shits not gonna roll out for like another 6 months to a year.
12. 2020-11-14 at 11:37 AM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you do enjoy untested drugs like untested negroes.

    
    It's tested, it's just put at the top of the list for the FDA to approve.
13. 2020-11-14 at 11:53 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    so basically we are fucked and are gonna live with this forever. i knew it
14. 2020-11-14 at 1:13 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sometimes you just gotta live on the edge.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by street_carp The 90% appeals to my will to live and fulfill my obligations, the 10% appeals to the side of me that thinks life is too long, difficult and boring.

    
    That's a very favorable ratio. You are considered 'happy & healthy'.
15. 2020-11-14 at 2:42 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ORACLE It's tested, it's just put at the top of the list for the FDA to approve.

    
    not their longterm effects on humans.
16. 2020-11-14 at 4:42 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not their longterm effects on humans.

    
    You can't do that without a long term test, which requires a long term to have passed, which it has not. This vaccine is a modification of another known safe vaccine so it's likely safe but yes it's going to be rolled out in waves. Probably highest risk populations first.
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17. 2020-11-14 at 4:52 PM UTC

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    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung That's a very favorable ratio. You are considered 'happy & healthy'.

    
    Thanks.
18. 2020-11-15 at 12 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ORACLE You can't do that without a long term test, which requires a long term to have passed, which it has not. This vaccine is a modification of another known safe vaccine so it's likely safe but yes it's going to be rolled out in waves. Probably highest risk populations first.

    
    and hence untested.
19. 2020-11-15 at 12:12 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and hence untested.

    
    Hence you are illiterate, as that's not what untested means.
20. 2020-11-15 at 12:19 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    i only inject opiates fool