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Twitter shuts down entire network to prevent negative Biden publicity

  1. #1
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317044556328730625

    LMFAO

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.

    After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.

    "Red alert – shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"

    Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.

    After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-shuts-down-entire-network-to-slow-spread-of-negative-biden-news
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  2. #2
    Technologist motherfucker
    YouTube is banning Q-anon platforms😁

    Oh, here ya go.

    https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2020/oct/15/youtube-ban-qanon-content-technology
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  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    BUMP
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lulzar

    wonder if he saw the irony of posting that on twitter


    Originally posted by Technologist YouTube is banning Q-anon platforms😁

    Oh, here ya go.

    https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2020/oct/15/youtube-ban-qanon-content-technology

    yup, as predicted

    not sure how that's relevant though
  5. #5
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by Technologist YouTube is banning Q-anon platforms😁

    Oh, here ya go.

    https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2020/oct/15/youtube-ban-qanon-content-technology

    Yep. That's what happened. Then this fake ass nothing story. Surprise. Sometimes websites break down. It has nothing to do with Biden or anyone else. What the fuck? How self centered can you get LOL

    This is deflection to hide from QAnon being "silenced"
  6. #6
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by aldra not sure how that's relevant though

    It's not, it's a deliberate attempt to deflect.

    She's so gaslit she seems to think that I'm a qanon person.

    They found that the group with greatest awareness qanon most is the middleaged liberal catlady. Their media is full of stories about it as an example of the craziness of the other side.

    "We're not crazy! What about those q anon people! What about Anna Spyzs?"
  7. #7
    Meikai Tuskegee Airman
    >babylonbee

    TRUMP YOU MADMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  8. #8
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by Meikai >babylonbee

    TRUMP YOU MADMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    You don't understand. People will believe it either way
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wait who is Big T


    is that what he calls himself?
  10. #10
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."
  11. #11
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra wait who is Big T


    is that what he calls himself?

    Big tech I think. It's the new thing Republicants are saying to refer to any "millenial company" they don't like but spend copious hours posting on
  12. #12
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    The internet is a global network of computers that works much like the postal system, only at sub-second speeds. Just as the postal service enables people to send one another envelopes containing messages, the internet enables computers to send one another small packets of digital data.
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  13. #13
    MexicanMasterRace motherfucker
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting The internet is a global network of computers that works much like the postal system, only at sub-second speeds. Just as the postal service enables people to send one another envelopes containing messages, the internet enables computers to send one another small packets of digital data.

    No.
  14. #14
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra not sure how that's relevant though

    Oh you don’t see how silencing trump’s Twitter has anything to do with silencing his lunatic supporters? Oh, ok then!
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    A Yung Blood
  16. #16
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh you don’t see how silencing trump’s Twitter has anything to do with silencing his lunatic supporters? Oh, ok then!

    Except neither of those things is what this thread is about.

    This is about Trump retweeting the Babylon Bee's story about Twitter having an "outage" at the same time as coverage of the Biden influence-peddling story.
  17. #17
    A Yung Blood
    Trump is a liar and his followers are a bunch of lap dogs that ignore his character flaws because they are brainwashed by Fox news, who hate America
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by A Trump is a liar and his followers are a bunch of lap dogs that ignore his character flaws because they are brainwashed by Fox news, who hate America

    and ur a dumb cunt
  19. #19
    A Yung Blood
    Did Tucker Carlson tell you to say that?

    Do you do any other tricks? Fetch? roll over?

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  20. #20
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Except neither of those things is what this thread is about.

    This is about Trump retweeting the Babylon Bee's story about Twitter having an "outage" at the same time as coverage of the Biden influence-peddling story.

    Yeah, guess that tells ya how little I read your propaganda posts😁
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