2020-10-16 at 11:23 AM UTC
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317044556328730625LMFAO
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
"Red alert – shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-shuts-down-entire-network-to-slow-spread-of-negative-biden-news
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2020-10-17 at 3:41 AM UTC
>babylonbee
TRUMP YOU MADMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
2020-10-17 at 3:46 AM UTC
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
wait who is Big T
is that what he calls himself?
2020-10-17 at 3:48 AM UTC
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Alan What?
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2020-10-17 at 3:52 AM UTC
The internet is a global network of computers that works much like the postal system, only at sub-second speeds. Just as the postal service enables people to send one another envelopes containing messages, the internet enables computers to send one another small packets of digital data.
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2020-10-17 at 11:06 AM UTC
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2020-10-17 at 11:35 AM UTC
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