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Twitter shuts down entire network to prevent negative Biden publicity
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2020-10-16 at 11:23 AM UTC
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317044556328730625
LMFAOSAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-shuts-down-entire-network-to-slow-spread-of-negative-biden-news
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
"Red alert – shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-16 at 12:05 PM UTCYouTube is banning Q-anon platforms😁
Oh, here ya go.
https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2020/oct/15/youtube-ban-qanon-content-technologyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-17 at 3:14 AM UTCBUMP
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2020-10-17 at 3:25 AM UTClulzar
wonder if he saw the irony of posting that on twitter
Originally posted by Technologist YouTube is banning Q-anon platforms😁
Oh, here ya go.
https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2020/oct/15/youtube-ban-qanon-content-technology
yup, as predicted
not sure how that's relevant though -
2020-10-17 at 3:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist YouTube is banning Q-anon platforms😁
Oh, here ya go.
https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2020/oct/15/youtube-ban-qanon-content-technology
Yep. That's what happened. Then this fake ass nothing story. Surprise. Sometimes websites break down. It has nothing to do with Biden or anyone else. What the fuck? How self centered can you get LOL
This is deflection to hide from QAnon being "silenced" -
2020-10-17 at 3:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra not sure how that's relevant though
It's not, it's a deliberate attempt to deflect.
She's so gaslit she seems to think that I'm a qanon person.
They found that the group with greatest awareness qanon most is the middleaged liberal catlady. Their media is full of stories about it as an example of the craziness of the other side.
"We're not crazy! What about those q anon people! What about Anna Spyzs?" -
2020-10-17 at 3:41 AM UTC>babylonbee
TRUMP YOU MADMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING -
2020-10-17 at 3:44 AM UTC
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2020-10-17 at 3:46 AM UTCwait who is Big T
is that what he calls himself? -
2020-10-17 at 3:48 AM UTCThe Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."
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2020-10-17 at 3:52 AM UTC
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2020-10-17 at 3:52 AM UTCThe internet is a global network of computers that works much like the postal system, only at sub-second speeds. Just as the postal service enables people to send one another envelopes containing messages, the internet enables computers to send one another small packets of digital data.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-17 at 3:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting The internet is a global network of computers that works much like the postal system, only at sub-second speeds. Just as the postal service enables people to send one another envelopes containing messages, the internet enables computers to send one another small packets of digital data.
No. -
2020-10-17 at 10:49 AM UTC
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2020-10-17 at 10:55 AM UTC.
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2020-10-17 at 10:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Oh you don’t see how silencing trump’s Twitter has anything to do with silencing his lunatic supporters? Oh, ok then!
Except neither of those things is what this thread is about.
This is about Trump retweeting the Babylon Bee's story about Twitter having an "outage" at the same time as coverage of the Biden influence-peddling story. -
2020-10-17 at 11:06 AM UTC.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-17 at 11:22 AM UTC
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2020-10-17 at 11:35 AM UTC.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-17 at 11:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Except neither of those things is what this thread is about.
This is about Trump retweeting the Babylon Bee's story about Twitter having an "outage" at the same time as coverage of the Biden influence-peddling story.
Yeah, guess that tells ya how little I read your propaganda posts😁
