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Pre ordered my PS5

  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    Just want to let everyone know I pre ordered my PS5.

    I know you fucking brain dead, unemployed drug addicted losers dream of such, but just remember; I will be enjoying the fruits of thou slant eyed creations this November end. I shall be Hikkokormori whilst my haters hate-o-mo-morri.



    😁😊😊😊😁
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  2. #2
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    OP likes to stare at black men in tight suits
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You and cock nose have shitty taste in games and don't even play anything good. Enjoy dropping hundreds of dollars on the newest WAGGLE while I get more enjoyment and epic gamer moments spending like $10 a year on games.
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    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You and cock nose have shitty taste in games and don't even play anything good. Enjoy dropping hundreds of dollars on the newest WAGGLE while I get more enjoyment and epic gamer moments spending like $10 a year on games.

    What a fucking plebe
    REAL gamers only play flash games from the 90s and early 00s
  5. #5
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    You should get an Xbox Series X + GamePass, I've been using GamePass a lot on my PC because it lets me easily try a bunch of different games for a super cheap subscription.

    I was recommend that you get a gaming PC and connect it to your TV + any wireless controller, but then I remembered you are a skullgont and probably want to avoid the effort.
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Lyfe loike visuals doe
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You should get an Xbox Series X + GamePass, I've been using GamePass a lot on my PC because it lets me easily try a bunch of different games for a super cheap subscription.

    I was recommend that you get a gaming PC and connect it to your TV + any wireless controller, but then I remembered you are a skullgont and probably want to avoid the effort.

    ew mouse and keyboard on top
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  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't have any video game systems, I didn't even know it was coming out so soon, likely doesn't have any good games for it yet. I might get one and use having a kid as an excuse. I play the least amount of video games as anyone on this site which is 0.00 hours per month. If I had a ps5 I might play if there were good games or even if it was reverse compatible with ps4 games. Would be cool to see kids playing it with that as their foundation for what a "video game" is when mine is sonic the hedgefaggot's gay ass
  9. #9
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You should get an Xbox Series X + GamePass, I've been using GamePass a lot on my PC because it lets me easily try a bunch of different games for a super cheap subscription.

    I was recommend that you get a gaming PC and connect it to your TV + any wireless controller, but then I remembered you are a skullgont and probably want to avoid the effort.

    I'm planning on moving my computer desk next to my gaming TV and getting a gaming pc to hook up to it. I just don't really know where to begin with the pc.
  10. #10
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I'm planning on moving my computer desk next to my gaming TV and getting a gaming pc to hook up to it. I just don't really know where to begin with the pc.

    I have am i5 and gtx 780 with 8gb of ram.
    Still a really good machine and capable of anything 1080p and can even drive vr.
    I need to get a new i5 though mine died.
    I used to use it as a console id have steam vr set as my shell with kodi set as the shell on my older desktop.
    It's pretty neat eventually I'll keep it as my console permanently with it set to boot straight to steam's bigscreen mode.
  11. #11
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    So basically right now if I were you I'd go with an i5, gtx 780 or 1080 and 8gb of ram, then in a few years when the 4000 series is out or the 3080 goes down in price get one of those and an i7 along with 16 or 32gb of ram.
    It would be foolish to invest in anything expensive right now since tech is at such a crucial point things are going to change do rapidly.
    By 2024/25 HMDs will be 4k standard with 8K on the higer end and by then the 3080 might be slightly out of date.
  12. #12
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    In fact with the way things change so quickly with VR in 2025 8k could be the standard with 16k+ on higher end hmds.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I can't beleive he is so excited about giving SONY his money for a console system. Console gaming sucks compared to PC.
  14. #14
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ORACLE You should get an Xbox Series X + GamePass, I've been using GamePass a lot on my PC because it lets me easily try a bunch of different games for a super cheap subscription.

    I was recommend that you get a gaming PC and connect it to your TV + any wireless controller, but then I remembered you are a skullgont and probably want to avoid the effort.

    Fuck off in your poor ass nation you ugly as smellyental
  15. #15
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I can't beleive he is so excited about giving SONY his money for a console system. Console gaming sucks compared to PC.

    PC gaming is a joke

    Call me when pc lamers get games like Dragon Quest VIII, Disaster Report, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Timesplitters etc.
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal PC gaming is a joke

    Call me when pc lamers get games like Dragon Quest VIII, Disaster Report, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Timesplitters etc.

    Console gamers are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
  17. #17
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Console gamers are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

    PC lamers always resort to ad hominem attacks because they know they have nothing to argue with.
    PC gaming is inferior to consoles in terms of the games.
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Just want to let everyone know I pre ordered my PS5.

    I know you fucking brain dead, unemployed drug addicted losers dream of such, but just remember; I will be enjoying the fruits of thou slant eyed creations this November end. I shall be Hikkokormori whilst my haters hate-o-mo-morri.



    😁😊😊😊😁

    Um.. dude you actually sound like a huge loser in this post lol

    Wow everyone in this thread is a fag but me hahahaha
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Octavian Just want to let everyone know I pre ordered my PROSTATE STIMULATOR 5.

    I know you fucking brain dead, unemployed drug addicted losers dream of such, but just remember; I will be enjoying the fruits of thou slant eyed creations this November end. I shall be Hikkokormori whilst my haters hate-o-mo-morri.



    😁😊😊😊😁

    Happy for you bro. Hope you have a great rest of your life playing with yourself.
  20. #20
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Um.. dude you actually sound like a huge loser in this post lol

    Wow everyone in this thread is a fag but me hahahaha

    You think you're funny.
    You aren't.
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