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Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?

  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Meikai Also, @OP:

    Who are you?

    You have a feminine avatar...

    Do you ovulate?
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I've got money. Lots."
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You'd have the best luck with the pity approach. Just says your balls are going to bust, if they don't get some release, and it's painful. She will then feel bad for you and "cure" you.
  4. #24
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Girls don't fuck boys that they pity


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  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    She'd just say "I know that one day you're going to find the perfect woman for you and fall in love and be so happy."

    And in her head as she says it she'll be thinking "Its just not going to be today I'm afraid."


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  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    "I just hit the mega millions."
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc Girls don't fuck boys that they pity


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    I guess you never played "Doctor", eh, kid?
  8. #28
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought I responded to this thread but I guess I didn't

    Just practice self care mr. zooks, it's the best thing for you and your penis
  9. #29
    "I'll fucking cut you."
  10. #30
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice "I'll fucking cut you."

    I have a knife and an erection. Choose which one you would like inside of you
  11. #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Text her sup (name close but not exactly right) & aggressively ask for ur tools back.
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  12. #32
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    chew up a lemon in your mouth and tell her you have a speshul set of skills and disabilities that you have acquired over a long and arduous ( not that you know how to use the word in a sentence ) career full of trauma and false outrage which has prepared you for what is about to happen ,and then squeeze her on the ace and make a kissy face and quickly enter her personal space
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  13. #33
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    LMAO 😂 Got em right in the eye!! Blinded by the light 🤪
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  14. #34
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    point ur car key fob between her legs n click till she beeps
  15. #35
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    "Yes, black lives matter"

    Young white women love BLM
  16. #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hey anime thot may a nigga get up inside those guts
  17. #37
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ay gurl lemme clap them cheeks u lookin at a young paid nigga 24k a year i ainteven pay taxes no cap im finna make u wet like the pacific u feel me?
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  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by rabbitweed "Yes, black lives matter"

    Young white women love BLM

    I'm black where it counts

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  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ive been told by some women here that if you say you're a proud male feminist its a real panty dropper, or you can just stare at them like their stupid til they get on your lap
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ive been told by some women here that if you say you're a proud male feminist its a real panty dropper
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