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Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm thinking of texting this girl that was over last night, and I want the cheat codes to just instantly access her secret room.

    There has to be a set of words that, strung together and recited with a certain degree of elegance, will inevitably result in your hole getting wet and eager to receive.

    There's gotta be like a A-A-B-B-Up-Down-Left-Right kind of sequence that accomplishes all this.

    Plz gimme ur cheat codes girls. I promise I won't use them for anything nefarious.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Just be all like:

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hey girl, I just scored some killer meth, wanna swing by and help me with it
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  4. #4
    stl1 Space Nigga
    How about "I live on $500 an acre land. Wanna see?"
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Use a snare.
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You'd have to write her a poem.
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd have to write her a poem.

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Get in the back of this van.
    Or I may just shoot you.
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Your hole looks real swell.
    Let me slide it in you.
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Roses are red.
    My balls are blue.
    Suck me right dry.
    Then I might suck you too.
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Republicans are red.
    Democrats are blue.
    Trump is orange.
    Suck my dick slut.
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  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your period is red.
    My Kool-Aid is blue.
    Your twat juice is clear.
    Let me cum inside you.
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  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Your tampon is red.
    And I've got the flu.
    Instead of just fucking...
    Let's masturbate in a zoo.
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  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Vinny likes kids.
    And Hikki's a Jew.
    I just want a bitch...
    Whose dying to screw.
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  14. #14
    hi, candy ?
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Your problem is you are asking "ladies of Nis" Ladies don't post here. Ladies are out having complete strangers buying them dinner.
  16. #16
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Just look her in the eye and say "take your clothes off".

    Usually works for me.


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  17. #17
    Originally posted by Erekshun Your problem is you are asking "ladies of Nis" Ladies don't post here. Ladies are out having complete strangers buying them dinner.

    Habba babba!!
  18. #18
    Meikai Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Narc Just look her in the eye and say "take your clothes off".

    Usually works for me.


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    Dear Penthouse...
  19. #19
    Meikai Tuskegee Airman
    Also, @OP:
  20. #20
    netstat Tuskegee Airman
    Fourteen words: The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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