-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You'd have the best luck with the pity approach. Just says your balls are going to bust, if they don't get some release, and it's painful. She will then feel bad for you and "cure" you.
2020-09-19 at 2:04 AM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Girls don't fuck boys that they pity
.
2020-09-19 at 2:08 AM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
She'd just say "I know that one day you're going to find the perfect woman for you and fall in love and be so happy."
And in her head as she says it she'll be thinking "Its just not going to be today I'm afraid."
.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-09-19 at 3:04 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
"I just hit the mega millions."
2020-09-19 at 3:35 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I thought I responded to this thread but I guess I didn't
Just practice self care mr. zooks, it's the best thing for you and your penis
2020-09-19 at 6:30 AM UTC
Text her sup (name close but not exactly right) & aggressively ask for ur tools back.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-09-19 at 6:39 AM UTC
chew up a lemon in your mouth and tell her you have a speshul set of skills and disabilities that you have acquired over a long and arduous ( not that you know how to use the word in a sentence ) career full of trauma and false outrage which has prepared you for what is about to happen ,and then squeeze her on the ace and make a kissy face and quickly enter her personal space
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-09-19 at 6:48 AM UTC
LMAO 😂 Got em right in the eye!! Blinded by the light 🤪
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-09-19 at 7:05 AM UTC
point ur car key fob between her legs n click till she beeps
2020-09-19 at 7:07 AM UTC
"Yes, black lives matter"
Young white women love BLM
2020-09-19 at 7:33 AM UTC
Hey anime thot may a nigga get up inside those guts
2020-09-19 at 7:38 AM UTC
ay gurl lemme clap them cheeks u lookin at a young paid nigga 24k a year i ainteven pay taxes no cap im finna make u wet like the pacific u feel me?
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-09-19 at 7:57 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by rabbitweed
"Yes, black lives matter"
Young white women love BLM
I'm black where it counts
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-09-19 at 1:34 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Ive been told by some women here that if you say you're a proud male feminist its a real panty dropper, or you can just stare at them like their stupid til they get on your lap
2020-09-19 at 1:34 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Ive been told by some women here that if you say you're a proud male feminist its a real panty dropper
