how much of a fuckn fatass do you have to be

2020-08-22 at 1:52 PM UTC

#41

WellHung Black Hole (banned)

great job acquiring all 3 macronutrients in a simple, modest meal. What's the yellow stuff spread on the bread, with avocado? I had never heard of kefir, until now. It's description sounds delightful. Tnx for the idea.👍⚘

2020-08-22 at 1:56 PM UTC

#42

pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut

2020-08-22 at 1:59 PM UTC

#43

Netflxchillr African Astronaut

Something else that's pretty tasty- is putting some smoked salmon on top of the avocado(if you like salmon), instead of the side of bacon- for a little healthier alternative.

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2020-08-22 at 2:53 PM UTC

#44

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............. (banned) on a regular basis i will eat 10,000 calories a day

my 'bowl of cereal' involves a salad bowl, half a box of family-sized cheerios, and a 50-50 mix of milk and heavy whipping cream

my 'snack' involves a container of feta cheese willed with herbs and oils that equal approximately 2,000 calories.

oink oink, mother fickers.

you eat like a fucking bitch

2020-08-22 at 7:38 PM UTC

#45

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

Yeah opie I know what you mean. Last night ( I dint git any sleep at allllll. nah jk foo ) I went to the steak house with mi familia ( that means my family for you yanks ) and we got those rattlesnake bites and onion ring for appetizer i was like damn what in the hell!? thats a really good invention they come up with. anyway needless to say there was mixed drinks and steaks going everywhere. and yes we did have desert but i guess its true what they say, everythings better with an egg on top.

in north korea if theyre talking about some well off/rich person they say that "that nig eats rice every damn day" . pretty sure id rather be a (skinny)fatass than a nork anyday. pick you're poison which side will YOU choose?!

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2020-08-22 at 7:42 PM UTC

#46

Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

Originally posted by A College Professor Yeah opie I know what you mean. Last night ( I dint git any sleep at allllll. nah jk foo ) I went to the steak house with mi familia ( that means my family for you yanks ) and we got those rattlesnake bites and onion ring for appetizer i was like damn what in the hell!? thats a really good invention they come up with. anyway needless to say there was mixed drinks and steaks going everywhere. and yes we did have desert but i guess its true what they say, everythings better with an egg on top.

I enjoyed your story

But can you plz suck my dick?

2020-08-22 at 7:42 PM UTC

#47

Octavian motherfucker

Originally posted by WellHung great job acquiring all 3 macronutrients in a simple, modest meal. What's the yellow stuff spread on the bread, with avocado? I had never heard of kefir, until now. It's description sounds delightful. Tnx for the idea.👍⚘

Shut up you fat cunt.

Kill yourself.

2020-08-22 at 8:11 PM UTC

#48