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  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    great job acquiring all 3 macronutrients in a simple, modest meal. What's the yellow stuff spread on the bread, with avocado? I had never heard of kefir, until now. It's description sounds delightful. Tnx for the idea.👍⚘
  2. #42
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  3. #43
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Something else that's pretty tasty- is putting some smoked salmon on top of the avocado(if you like salmon), instead of the side of bacon- for a little healthier alternative.
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  4. #44
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............. (banned) on a regular basis i will eat 10,000 calories a day

    my 'bowl of cereal' involves a salad bowl, half a box of family-sized cheerios, and a 50-50 mix of milk and heavy whipping cream

    my 'snack' involves a container of feta cheese willed with herbs and oils that equal approximately 2,000 calories.

    oink oink, mother fickers.

    you eat like a fucking bitch
  5. #45
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Yeah opie I know what you mean. Last night ( I dint git any sleep at allllll. nah jk foo ) I went to the steak house with mi familia ( that means my family for you yanks ) and we got those rattlesnake bites and onion ring for appetizer i was like damn what in the hell!? thats a really good invention they come up with. anyway needless to say there was mixed drinks and steaks going everywhere. and yes we did have desert but i guess its true what they say, everythings better with an egg on top.

    in north korea if theyre talking about some well off/rich person they say that "that nig eats rice every damn day" . pretty sure id rather be a (skinny)fatass than a nork anyday. pick you're poison which side will YOU choose?!
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  6. #46
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Yeah opie I know what you mean. Last night ( I dint git any sleep at allllll. nah jk foo ) I went to the steak house with mi familia ( that means my family for you yanks ) and we got those rattlesnake bites and onion ring for appetizer i was like damn what in the hell!? thats a really good invention they come up with. anyway needless to say there was mixed drinks and steaks going everywhere. and yes we did have desert but i guess its true what they say, everythings better with an egg on top.

    I enjoyed your story

    But can you plz suck my dick?
  7. #47
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung great job acquiring all 3 macronutrients in a simple, modest meal. What's the yellow stuff spread on the bread, with avocado? I had never heard of kefir, until now. It's description sounds delightful. Tnx for the idea.👍⚘

    Shut up you fat cunt.

    Kill yourself.
  8. #48
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and when they bring the bill they give you a couple of mints too.




    Don't forget the free toothpick at the checkout counter!
  9. #49
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by pEEpEEpOOpOO Am I fat?
    Yes, that is kefir, not milk.

    ur keyboard is badass. Did u make it
  10. #50
    Originally posted by stl1 Don't forget the free toothpick at the checkout counter!



    those are not usually edible.
  11. #51
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you eat like a fucking bitch

    hes not an obese blob like you, weve all seen you lil ginger wigger
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