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I need welfare.

  1. 2020-09-22 at 12:14 AM UTC
    #41
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    First things first tho. Get with the Somali chick.
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  2. 2020-09-22 at 12:16 AM UTC
    #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Lol no. I'll get off on my charges with extremely lenient "punishment" due the gladue act.

    Get an oilfield job by getting hired over better qualified dumb rednecks. Prob won't pay taxes on what I earn cuz it's treaty 8 territory.

    Start up a construction company and get preferred status when making government and corporate bids cuz I'm native. Hire white nigger subcontractors with no pensions, or security and funnel the labor jobs to them while reserving the meetings and quotes for my own.

    Lol I remember the Gladue act from when I was in training to be a parole officer (we had to learn about things like that).

    I sometimes forget about that part of my life entirely because I was on both methadone and benzos at the time.
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  3. 2020-09-22 at 12:22 AM UTC
    #43
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I sometimes forget about that part of my life entirely because I was on both methadone and benzos at the time.

    Lol as a parole officer trainee. Awesome.
  4. 2020-09-22 at 12:26 AM UTC
    #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Nil Lol as a parole officer trainee. Awesome.

    I liked the idea of it because I thought it was about helping rehabilitate people back into society, not doing whatever it takes to put them back in.

    I became disillusioned with that particular career path within mere weeks.

    Luckily it was only a four week program (as long as one had a bachelor's degree in pretty much anything).
  5. 2020-09-22 at 12:30 AM UTC
    #45
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Can you not get your ID replaced? Have you talked to a social worker or anything? I'm sure you're not the first person to end up with no ID and needing welfare (I imagine it's actually pretty common, really - people don't tend to need welfare when their shit is entirely together). I'm almost certain there are avenues available to you, but I don't know what they are because I'm not a social worker. Should definitely get in touch with someone qualified to help - maybe hit up a shelter, the staff tend know what to do in situations like this, or they at least know who you should be talking to.
  6. 2020-09-22 at 12:50 AM UTC
    #46
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.ontario.ca/page/ontario-photo-card

    $35
  7. 2020-09-22 at 12:53 AM UTC
    #47
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I think it's like 12 dollars in Alberta but this woman I met said the id card can cancel ur drivers somehow. She did end up on Edmontons most wanted tho so maybe not the best source.
  8. 2020-09-22 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lul

    if you have a photo card but not a valid license you cannot use it to drive but you can at least sign up to dem programs
  9. 2020-09-22 at 12:55 AM UTC
    #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not sure how I feel about enabling general niggertry though
  10. 2020-09-22 at 1 AM UTC
    #50
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by aldra lul

    if you have a photo card but not a valid license you cannot use it to drive but you can at least sign up to dem programs

    Obviously, and it's not programz atm I am trying to receive emergency covid $$$ to which I'm eligible for.


    Yes this is a bit a niggertry I'll admit but okay I don't really have a defense other than some really ubconvincing historical arguments, and railing against "the man"

    I'm just selfish, lazy and opportunistic.
  11. 2020-09-22 at 2:45 AM UTC
    #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Gotta make sure the Rednecks know how to use a square and level before I hire them tho. They might build it but it would be my name.

    It's never going to happen though.
  12. 2020-09-22 at 2:58 AM UTC
    #52
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's never going to happen though.

    Takes 5 bills to incorporate which I was planning to do anyway. Mostly due to my high personal insurance premiums.

    If I have a Corp. Might as well take contracts. It might seem like a lot to a simpleton but its not hard.
  13. 2020-09-22 at 4:52 AM UTC
    #53
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Nil Obviously, and it's not programz atm I am trying to receive emergency covid $$$ to which I'm eligible for.


    Yes this is a bit a niggertry I'll admit but okay I don't really have a defense other than some really ubconvincing historical arguments, and railing against "the man"

    I'm just selfish, lazy and opportunistic.

    It's okay, the white man agreed to provide for you in times like this when they stole your land. You're just receiving a fraction of what's owed to you.
  14. 2020-09-22 at 4:57 AM UTC
    #54
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    No I earnred enough to qualify for the benefit and have check stubs with that I can link to invoices from last year till January.

    Just regular citizen type stuff.

    Honestly I still need to do some preliminary work on a proposal to a law firm regarding the $5 a year it should be increased to better reflect its value in 1890.
  15. 2020-09-22 at 4:59 AM UTC
    #55
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Nil I have no keys for it.

    Still haven't spoken to the detective yet… might be able to get yard fees waived but i don't like being questioned.

    That's messed up, Man. I think there are programs that have helped Homeless get back on feet (even if you're not, you're in that situation)

    Who has the keys? did you leave your keys in the car when it was stolen?
  16. 2020-09-22 at 5:08 AM UTC
    #56
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Nil She did end up on Edmontons most wanted tho so maybe not the best source.

    Did you like, turn her in and get a reward?
  17. 2020-09-22 at 5:14 AM UTC
    #57
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil Have court tomorrow for a bullshit charge my sister brought against me.

    Bitch chased me down half a block n threw bleach on me then called the cops and got me arrested.

    you should elaborate on this story

    was she trying to make you white?
  18. 2020-09-22 at 5:18 AM UTC
    #58
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra you should elaborate on this story

    was she trying to make you white?

    OK now that was kind of funny in a stupid-funny kind of way.

    CK Louise bit 5/10
  19. 2020-09-22 at 5:43 AM UTC
    #59
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by aldra you should elaborate on this story

    was she trying to make you white?

    I went her place to grab a book I had stored in her she'd that she allowed me to have there. She made nr wait half an hour on her steps when tried to argue with me and stormed off. My 15yo nephew was like fuck off and after I rang the doorbell a few times at which point upon departure I had enquired what my nephews plans in life were or was he just going to seek out and be content with government handouts(yes irony hahA, shut up, it's a phase.)

    I had queried such and he shut the door. I went to 7-11 and got a snack, taquitos I believe. When I had turned a corner and was walking home my sister ran up behind me and started splashing bleach on me saying some shit I don't recall. When I turned and was like "wtf" she had dialled 911 and said tried to attack her. The cops arrested us both but I spent most of the night in a cell and then got interviewed.

    It was retarded. B&E to commit assault is what's alleged. Its bullshit.

    Book was a textbook on systems theory btw.
  20. 2020-09-22 at 5:45 AM UTC
    #60
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil I went her place to grab a book I had stored in her

    that might've been what she was upset about
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