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  1. #21
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby shut up bitch, I never once mentioned alberta.

    and if you're not "getting into it" then why even make the thread dumbass


    I'm not getting into it. The shit hit the fan and everything got all fucked/i lost my cool. 1/2 of it was me being all fucked up on meth.

    And i mentioned Alberta cuz i fucking reside here idiot. Nobody gives a fuck about texas.


    And yes soy, imma get dat sweet sweet government $$$. Which i actually kinda sorta need.
  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil I'm not getting into it. The shit hit the fan and everything got all fucked/i lost my cool. 1/2 of it was me being all fucked up on meth.

    And i mentioned Alberta cuz i fucking reside here idiot. Nobody gives a fuck about texas.


    And yes soy, imma get dat sweet sweet government $$$. Which i actually kinda sorta need.

    Alberta who?
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Alberta who?

    Alberta is a province in Canada.
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just get an Affidavit of Identity.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://www.alberta.ca/notaries-and-commissioners.aspx
  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby quit being a cock ryde all the time, its not even scron, you're dumb.

    next thing you know like clock work smeelhung is going to be trying to hit on teej, because he's a chicken hawk. I've met guys like smeelhung before and they will totally try to be cool and give you some drugs but then will glide their hand over yours while you reach for the pookie, then as soon as you tell them you're not like that, their standing teary before a mirror crying by way of god by way of themselves, "if you really loved me, why'd fucking make me like this?"

    wow that is



    really specific
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  7. #27
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Update: I couldn't get welfare cuz I received cerb. And can't get cerb cuz I don't have my sin #.

    Currently sqautting in an empty room at a rooming house. Landlady went to China and nobody up here paid rent. T -9 days to figure shit out.

    Have court tomorrow for a bullshit charge my sister brought against me.

    Bitch chased me down half a block n threw bleach on me then called the cops and got me arrested.

    wanna deal with that charge and go up north(fort mac) with this 21 y/o Somali chick I like. She's cool, just wants to smoke kush and seemingly fight every other Somali woman cuz they dumb bitches.
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Update: I couldn't get welfare cuz I received cerb. And can't get cerb cuz I don't have my sin #.

    Currently sqautting in an empty room at a rooming house. Landlady went to China and nobody up here paid rent. T -9 days to figure shit out.

    Have court tomorrow for a bullshit charge my sister brought against me.

    Bitch chased me down half a block n threw bleach on me then called the cops and got me arrested.

    wanna deal with that charge and go up north(fort mac) with this 21 y/o Somali chick I like. She's cool, just wants to smoke kush and seemingly fight every other Somali woman cuz they dumb bitches.

    LOL you are a returded mess
  9. #29
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker LOL you are a returded mess

    And you're simple.
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil And you're simple.

    I don't and never have neded welfare loser
  11. #31
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't and never have neded welfare loser

    I don't need it per se, but I'm pretty lazy. It's more of a spring board.

    Go shovel shit for the fortunate who own the world, I've lived in this room all month and am not shedding a tear for this rentseeker. I'll get a handout and will use it to fix my vehicle, so easy. Life is good.
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't and never have neded welfare loser

    ...

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker About 3 weeks ago a very wealthy relative passed away. I had no idea I was in the will/trust. It turns out that I'm down for $200,000 now and a few million when their spouse passes. It's time to start looking for a 20 or 30 acre spread.
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  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil I don't need it per se, but I'm pretty lazy. It's more of a spring board.

    Go shovel shit for the fortunate who own the world, I've lived in this room all month and am not shedding a tear for this rentseeker. I'll get a handout and will use it to fix my vehicle, so easy. Life is good.

    You will die in a hovel with no choices.
  14. #34
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You will die in a hovel with no choices.

    No I'll get $6000 and fix my vehicle then go north with that Somali chick who's cool af.



    Just noticed.... where tf did my antenna go.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil No I'll get $6000 and fix my vehicle then go north with that Somali chick who's cool af.



    Just noticed…. where tf did my antenna go.

    No, you will continue to make bad choices and scrape by until age catches up with you and you can no longer hustle. Then your choices will be gone and you will be in a hovel.
  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had to Google image search what a hovel is...

    Not even bad.

    Some people can appreciate simplicity.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Definition of hovel
    1: an open shed or shelter
    2religion : TABERNACLE
    3: a small, wretched, and often dirty house : HUT


    I was using 3
  18. #38
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, you will continue to make bad choices and scrape by until age catches up with you and you can no longer hustle. Then your choices will be gone and you will be in a hovel.

    Lol no. I'll get off on my charges with extremely lenient "punishment" due the gladue act.

    Get an oilfield job by getting hired over better qualified dumb rednecks. Prob won't pay taxes on what I earn cuz it's treaty 8 territory.

    Start up a construction company and get preferred status when making government and corporate bids cuz I'm native. Hire white nigger subcontractors with no pensions, or security and funnel the labor jobs to them while reserving the meetings and quotes for my own.
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  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Lol no. I'll get off on my charges with extremely lenient "punishment" due the gladue act.

    Get an oilfield job by getting hired over better qualified dumb rednecks. Prob won't pay taxes on what I earn cuz it's treaty 8 territory.

    Start up a construction company and get preferred status when making government and corporate bids cuz I'm native. Hire white nigger subcontractors with no pensions, or security and funnel the labor jobs to them while reserving the meetings and quotes for my own.

    Except you won't actually do any of that.
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  20. #40
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Except you won't actually do any of that.

    Gotta make sure the Rednecks know how to use a square and level before I hire them tho. They might build it but it would be my name.
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