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Portland DA: Rioting is Now Legal

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Assholes like you are the first to call the cops when they accidentally fuck with someone like me.

    In fact it happens quite often. Some pss ant like you will start up with me on a Karen rant about some stupid shit. Then I turn my gaze on their weak little eyes and speak. Invariably, no matter what words I choose, they feel threatened and start with some shit like,"Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that when the cops get here" as the frantically dial their phone.

    posts like this are aplenty on the internet.

    post a selfie and lets see that menacing face of yours.
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2020/08/state-police-pull-troopers-out-of-portland-return-troopers-to-regular-assignments.html

    State police committed to two weeks “and that two weeks ended today,” said spokesman Capt. Timothy R. Fox.

    “We’re in a county that’s not going to prosecute this criminal behavior,” Fox added.

    State cops withdrawn from riot control
  3. #23
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker reported to the Ombudsman

    the what?
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    industry watchdog
  5. #25
    TJ Houston
    Before most of you were born (except the Gerital Generation guy Infinityshock) things were just acceptable that cops took your weed and you were happy they at the last moment tell you you're free to go but dont let me see you out here again with weed and beer (they usually took or made you poor it out)

    Knowing damn well the weed didn't go into the evidence locker without a police report to go with it.

    it was a game. don't get caught by the cops. hide in the trees or some shit. then cop cars no doubt got infrared cameras to look for kids hiding or cars with heated engines that you know someone is parked but no one out in the open. maybe they went in their house, but that piece of shit second hand car looks like a teens car with the fake ass hood scoop mounted.

    then shit got more advance and rules more strict. no one gets to park their cars and get the keys from the station in the morning or "I will drive by and this car better be parked for at least 8 hours"

    I mean shit got real militant with the cops the rules and your fucking privacy. FUCK BUSH AND FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT even though we know it was in existence prior.. at least the practices.

    HIKKI anything with a red LED light. you know what I'm talking about.
  6. #26
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by TJ Before most of you were born (except the Gerital Generation guy Infinityshock) things were just acceptable that cops took your weed and you were happy they at the last moment tell you you're free to go but dont let me see you out here again with weed and beer (they usually took or made you poor it out)

    Knowing damn well the weed didn't go into the evidence locker without a police report to go with it.

    it was a game. don't get caught by the cops. hide in the trees or some shit. then cop cars no doubt got infrared cameras to look for kids hiding or cars with heated engines that you know someone is parked but no one out in the open. maybe they went in their house, but that piece of shit second hand car looks like a teens car with the fake ass hood scoop mounted.

    then shit got more advance and rules more strict. no one gets to park their cars and get the keys from the station in the morning or "I will drive by and this car better be parked for at least 8 hours"

    I mean shit got real militant with the cops the rules and your fucking privacy. FUCK BUSH AND FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT even though we know it was in existence prior.. at least the practices.

    HIKKI anything with a red LED light. you know what I'm talking about.

    Pretty much , Marshall. For most people most of the time they are like pirates, how did we get here?? Every day I drive down the highway in their sham workzone that they don't work in and the same lard ass on his police bike shooting radar writing tickets for 8hrs a day every day all day fines double in work zones oh i smell drugs looks like youre going to jail. Talk about the fleecing of America, that doesn't smell like freedom to me
  7. #27
    TJ Houston
    Im not in favore of home made drugs to self medicate aka Meth or some designer drug. but if you legalize it, let the pharmacy make it and sell it and just tell people "don't be high on the street and everything will be OK" dont harass people not high because they're working or they're not in your field of thought.

    i mean imagine how much this would be a good thing over a bad thing. Oh no the kids will get hooked and high. No they wont. they'll get monitored or the tabboo effect will wear off.

    and drug lords will stop murdering innocent farmers in mexico or even here in the USA
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by TJ Before most of you were born (except the Gerital Generation guy Infinityshock) things were just acceptable that cops took your weed and you were happy they at the last moment tell you you're free to go but dont let me see you out here again with weed and beer (they usually took or made you poor it out)

    Knowing damn well the weed didn't go into the evidence locker without a police report to go with it.

    it was a game. don't get caught by the cops. hide in the trees or some shit. then cop cars no doubt got infrared cameras to look for kids hiding or cars with heated engines that you know someone is parked but no one out in the open. maybe they went in their house, but that piece of shit second hand car looks like a teens car with the fake ass hood scoop mounted.

    then shit got more advance and rules more strict. no one gets to park their cars and get the keys from the station in the morning or "I will drive by and this car better be parked for at least 8 hours"

    I mean shit got real militant with the cops the rules and your fucking privacy. FUCK BUSH AND FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT even though we know it was in existence prior.. at least the practices.

    HIKKI anything with a red LED light. you know what I'm talking about.

    I was smoking weed before your daddy shot a load up your delivery chute.
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  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/KittyLists/status/1293751109618556928

    So that wasn't a mistake yesterday - this is a new chant apparently
    "Who do we protect? Black criminals!" #Seattle
  10. #30
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.. (banned) i will plunder your hungry orifices with my wrinkled viagra-fueled inflatable cock so hard and pump them so full of my happy sauce that your great great grandmother will launch out of her grave like a meth-addled rocket-propelled beetlejuice and shoot out half a dozen of our babies.

    Sorry Finny, didn't read.

    Don't you feel sad offering to plunder some geriatrics asshole?

    What do you hope to find up there? Three day old curry?
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't get over how few nigs are actually participating

    it's all white kids with shit tattoos and obnoxiously dyed hair
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  12. #32
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by aldra I can't get over how few nigs are actually participating

    it's all white kids with shit tattoos and obnoxiously dyed hair

    This. It's basically a woke social movement, fundamentally secular and protestant in scope.

    Neither do jedis have the earnestness, nor blacks have the intensity, nor Catholics have the ferocity to participate.

    It's a Calvinist religious movement. John Calvin would have instantly approved, though he wouldn't have understood what was happening. The energy is foreign to the rest of us.

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer... (banned) bring me your asshole and ill probe around up there and see what i can see

    Be careful what you wish for, you never smelt my farts.
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They forgot to put looting on the list. Looting is also legal.
  14. #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by aldra I can't get over how few nigs are actually participating

    it's all white kids with shit tattoos and obnoxiously dyed hair

    Not really surprising tho.

    Antifa is for white communists. Blm is for black communists. 2 sides of the same coin
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Not really surprising tho.

    Antifa is for white communists. Blm is for black communists. 2 sides of the same coin

    What do they have for the brown, yellow, or red communists?
  16. #36
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I thought people from portland were too busy rubbing themselves off to the fact they're from portland to be doing crime anyway.
    Have you ever met one that can shut up about it?
  17. #37
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Number13 I thought people from portland were too busy rubbing themselves off to the fact they're from portland to be doing crime anyway.
    Have you ever met one that can shut up about it?

    Honestly I find all Americans unbearable anyway.
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Honestly I find all Americans unbearable anyway.

    You can bear what you can't be
  19. #39
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can bear what you can't be

    Why are Americans so fucking loud anyway?
  20. #40
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What do they have for the brown, yellow, or red communists?

    Those people usually have jobs and ambitions and don't have time to LARP as revolutionaries.
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