Cart Narcs

1. 2023-03-03 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #121
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wanna come on down and test that theory dog boy.

   
   hy dont you come here and show it to me.
2. 2023-03-03 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #122
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hy dont you come here and show it to me.

   
   ⬆️ Big mouth no balls...
   
   
   Just like a woman...
3. 2023-03-03 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #123
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️ Big mouth no balls…
   
   
   Just like a woman…

   
   loud mouth no passport.
   
   just like an [sic] village idiot.
4. 2023-03-03 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #124
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny loud mouth no passport.
   
   just like an [sic] village idiot.

   
   You're as bad at guessing as you are at most everything.
5. 2023-03-03 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #125
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're as bad at guessing as you are at most everything.

   
   your just bad looking
6. 2023-03-03 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #126
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your just bad looking

   
   Perhaps, but unlike you I get laid by adult females.
7. 2023-03-03 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #127
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Perhaps, but unlike you I get laid by adult females.

   
   Which species?
8. 2023-03-03 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #128
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Which species?

   
   Caneines.
9. 2023-03-04 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #129
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Perhaps, but unlike you I get laid by adult females.

   
   onky when you use the term "adult women" as loose as their bodily orriffices.
10. 2023-03-04 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #130
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Which species?

    
    homo-somalicus
11. 2023-03-04 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #131
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Obbe Which species?

    
    Human, so don't worry your mom is safe.
    
    

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny onky when you use the term "adult women" as loose as their bodily orriffices.

    
    A lose bodily orifice is what you sit on.
12. 2023-03-04 at 7:02 AM UTC

    #132
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Human, so don't worry your mom is safe.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    A lose bodily orifice is what i sniff on.

    
    you dont say
13. 2023-03-04 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #133
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont say

    
    1995 wants that tired shtick back
14. 2023-03-04 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #134
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 1995 wants that tired shtick back

    
    no thats actually a modern 2015 remake.
15. 2023-03-04 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #135
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Human

    
    Unconscious people don't count.
16. 2023-03-04 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #136
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Obbe Unconscious people don't count.

    
    Your sister was wide awake. That way she could hold the bag on her head.
17. 2023-03-04 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #137
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your sister was wide awake. That way she could hold the bag on her head.

    
    Seems mean, having her hold her hold the bag over her own head.
18. 2023-03-05 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #138
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your sister was wide awake. That way she could hold the bag on her head.

    
    Saying these things just makes it more obvious that you don't get laid at all.
19. 2023-03-11 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #139
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Seems mean, having her hold her hold the bag over her own head.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Obbe Saying these things just makes it more obvious that you don't get laid at all.

    
    Assuming that just makes it more obvious that you spend too much time thinking about my sex life to have one of your own.
20. 2023-03-11 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #140
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
    
    
    
    Assuming that just makes it more obvious that you spend too much time thinking about my sex life to have one of your own.

    
    If you actually were having sex with anyone I think we all know whose head the bag would be on.