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  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    It was 2009 or 2010 because they did another Shopping cart on skiis. its their classic Jackass move just as the TENS Unit on the testies
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey It was 2009 or 2010 because they did another Shopping cart on skiis. its their classic Jackass move just as the TENS Unit on the testies



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322802/

    Dumbass…
  3. Originally posted by Kawkasian ..but lots of Vajeeeeeen

    vageens must be at least this wide or less ...

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  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny vageens must be at least this wide or less …

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    We talking stretched or at rest?
  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe [videos://youtu.be/efHvMNDs1SU?si=gd7yipbEP-WJd3tz

    I specifically leave my shopping carts anywhere but those cart corrals because of those idiots.

    If that fuck ever confronted me the way he did those people, I would literally chase him down and pummel his ass...then post the video of it.
  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I specifically leave my shopping carts anywhere but those cart corrals because of those idiots.

    If that fuck ever confronted me the way he did those people, I would literally chase him down and pummel his ass…then post the video of it.

    Why wait? You could just hang around the grocery store and pummel the asses of anyone who returns their carts to the corrals, and post the videos. You might even make 6 figures a year.
  8. Instigator Space Nigga
    Why hasn't this dude been shot yet?
  9. Originally posted by Instigator Why hasn't this dude been shot yet?

    This is like the seventh cart narc. The other six were shot and/or stabbed to death. The clicks are good and profitable, though, for those who dare tempt fate.
  10. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Cart Narc approached me the other day. So I stabbed that faggot with a broken off cart handle.

    He wont be hiring peeps anymroe, You Dig!
  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Instigator Why hasn't this dude been shot yet?

    He's been threatened but so far everyone's just been too pussy to do so.
  12. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe He's been threatened but so far everyone's just been too pussy to do so.

    Well they're being filmed. I mean his actions arent funny but they're not worth getting killed over by far.

    but if someone strokes out or he blocks someone trying to get somewhere, he could be sued. maybe even jailed. his aggressive behavior is acceptable in some states but not others.

    and someone will break off a handle on a shopping cart one day and stab.. Oh wait, I just did that to him already
  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Third Temple Well they're being filmed.

    I already said they're too pussy.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Why wait? You could just hang around the grocery store and pummel the asses of anyone who returns their carts to the corrals, and post the videos. You might even make 6 figures a year.

    anti-cart narcs...
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock anti-cart narcs…

    Looking forward to your videos.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    skibbidly weep weep woop

    woop weep skiddly weep woop woop

    wadadadang
  17. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Looking forward to your videos.

    theres going to be a lot of unlubricated sodomy
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres going to be a lot of unlubricated sodomy

    Sure there will be.

    Any day now.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Sure there will be.

    Any day now.

    be jealous harder
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