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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wanna come on down and test that theory dog boy.

    hy dont you come here and show it to me.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hy dont you come here and show it to me.

    ⬆️ Big mouth no balls...


    Just like a woman...
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️ Big mouth no balls…


    Just like a woman…

    loud mouth no passport.

    just like an [sic] village idiot.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny loud mouth no passport.

    just like an [sic] village idiot.

    You're as bad at guessing as you are at most everything.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're as bad at guessing as you are at most everything.

    your just bad looking
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your just bad looking

    Perhaps, but unlike you I get laid by adult females.
  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Perhaps, but unlike you I get laid by adult females.

    Which species?
  8. Originally posted by Obbe Which species?

    Caneines.
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Perhaps, but unlike you I get laid by adult females.

    onky when you use the term "adult women" as loose as their bodily orriffices.
  10. Originally posted by Obbe Which species?

    homo-somalicus
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Which species?

    Human, so don't worry your mom is safe.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀




    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny onky when you use the term "adult women" as loose as their bodily orriffices.

    A lose bodily orifice is what you sit on.
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Human, so don't worry your mom is safe.








    A lose bodily orifice is what i sniff on.

    you dont say
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont say

    1995 wants that tired shtick back
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker 1995 wants that tired shtick back

    no thats actually a modern 2015 remake.
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Human

    Unconscious people don't count.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Unconscious people don't count.

    Your sister was wide awake. That way she could hold the bag on her head.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your sister was wide awake. That way she could hold the bag on her head.

    Seems mean, having her hold her hold the bag over her own head.
  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your sister was wide awake. That way she could hold the bag on her head.

    Saying these things just makes it more obvious that you don't get laid at all.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Seems mean, having her hold her hold the bag over her own head.



    Originally posted by Obbe Saying these things just makes it more obvious that you don't get laid at all.

    Assuming that just makes it more obvious that you spend too much time thinking about my sex life to have one of your own.
  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker



    Assuming that just makes it more obvious that you spend too much time thinking about my sex life to have one of your own.

    If you actually were having sex with anyone I think we all know whose head the bag would be on.

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