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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe So did your superior have to pick up after you? The Army didn't teach you to clean up after yourself?

    The army taught me to make a mess and let the losers clean it up loser.
  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Obbe The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

    To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. The return of the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do; because it is correct.

    A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

    The shopping cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Did you used to polish your hall monitor badge every night before bed when you were a tyke?
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you used to polish your hall monitor badge every night before bed when you were a tyke?

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The army taught me to make a mess and let the losers clean it up loser.

    Lack of respect for society is why your society is in it's current state.
  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you used to polish your hall monitor badge every night before bed when you were a tyke?

    Also, this is pretty ironic coming from a veteran.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Lack of respect for society is why your society is in it's current state.

    How's your society doing skippy?
  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How's your society doing skippy?

    It's collapsing due to people like yourself.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe It's collapsing due to people like yourself.

    It's collapsing due to morons like you believing the crap they tell you.
  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's collapsing due to morons like you believing the crap they tell you.

    No, I put my shopping cart away.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe No, I put my shopping cart away.

    So do I but I don't worry about or bother people who don't.
  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So do I but I don't worry about or bother people who don't.

    Neither do I, but I think the Cart Narc agents are doing a service to society by doing what they do. I cannot understand why it bothers you so much.
  12. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    In defense of those people who dont take their carts back here in the good ol USA bring robbed in Walmart carlot is pretty common...the less time you have to spend there and out of your vehicle the better, especially if you are a weak woman, elderly person or just a fucking faggot.

    As such those few seconds you save not returning the cart could mean the difference between life and death...stay safe folks.
  13. 23 cart narcs are shot/stabbed every year, and the number is rising.
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 23 cart narcs are shot/stabbed every year, and the number is rising.

    What is your source for this statistic? I'm pretty sure they would've mentioned that on their YT channel if it were true.
  15. Originally posted by Obbe What is your source for this statistic? I'm pretty sure they would've mentioned that on their YT channel if it were true.

    Stop being a lazybones and look it up.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Neither do I, but I think the Cart Narc agents are doing a service to society by doing what they do. I cannot understand why it bothers you so much.

    Do you really think he would do that shit if YouTube didn't monetize him? He is not doing a service to anyone but him self. Society is not made better by him.
  17. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you really think he would do that shit if YouTube didn't monetize him? He is not doing a service to anyone but him self. Society is not made better by him.

    Who cares? The agents at Cart Narcs are definitely making society better by calling out lazy shitheads and embarrassing them. They should be embarrassed. Again, not sure why this bothers you as much as it clearly does, but it's hilarious, thanks.
  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Stop being a lazybones and look it up.

    Stop being a dumbass, oh wait, you can't.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Who cares? The agents at Cart Narcs are definitely making society better by calling out lazy shitheads and embarrassing them. They should be embarrassed. Again, not sure why this bothers you as much as it clearly does, but it's hilarious, thanks.

    If you really believe that shit you're just lost kid. Seriously... The problem with society isn't people leaving carts in a place not designated by a corporation to reduce their labor costs.

  20. Originally posted by Obbe Did your mommy always have to clean up after you?

    vagina have self cleaning functions.
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