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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    We take our social distancing as serious biznizz.. Always have..
    Well we have picked a tick or two off each other in the past but we didn't want to.

    Now stop fantasizing about me n Rick.
    I know it's hard for a faggot like u 2 understand
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    goooooooooooooooooooooooooood mornin Paige
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hello page.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    :rollseyes::
  5. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Hello Paige and good morning. I'm making eggs right now. You're sleeping. I'll be working out at the garage gym when you're getting ready for work. Text me. I love you. Eggs.
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol oh my goodness 😂
  7. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Ps.

    I smell vinegar in the garage this morning. I fear Ape is stalking me and watching me workout through the cracks in the garage door. She may try to kill me for not letting her lick my egg beater.

    Text me. I love you. Omelette.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I hope ur not penetrating Paige's eggs
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    The Canada goose is the greatest animal to ever live. Long live branta canadensis.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Hello page.

    at least spell her name right, rookie.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung at least spell her name right, rookie.

    Who's her?

    I was reading a book.
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    do u really greet each page when you turn to it?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT do u really greet each page when you turn to it?

    It's how you get to know a book on a personal level.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It's how you get to know a book on a personal level.

    Anything is interesting when you got an 18 pack in ya.
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I thought that was what the back of the book was for
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Anything is interesting when you got an 18 pack in ya.
    18 pack?
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I thought that was what the back of the book was for

    Did you ever read the Hardy Boys ?
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ever fuckin one of em Y?
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT ever fuckin one of em Y?

    JW. My dad had the whole collection. I read the first 5 or so I think. Case of the missing Chum? And the one with the light tower.
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it was so long ago I couldnt tell you one title name
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