2020-05-06 at 2:50 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
We take our social distancing as serious biznizz.. Always have..
Well we have picked a tick or two off each other in the past but we didn't want to.
Now stop fantasizing about me n Rick.
I know it's hard for a faggot like u 2 understand
2020-05-07 at 7:17 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
goooooooooooooooooooooooooood mornin Paige
2020-05-07 at 7:53 AM UTC
Hello Paige and good morning. I'm making eggs right now. You're sleeping. I'll be working out at the garage gym when you're getting ready for work. Text me. I love you. Eggs.
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2020-05-07 at 8:07 AM UTC
Ps.
I smell vinegar in the garage this morning. I fear Ape is stalking me and watching me workout through the cracks in the garage door. She may try to kill me for not letting her lick my egg beater.
Text me. I love you. Omelette.
2020-05-07 at 8:17 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I hope ur not penetrating Paige's eggs
2020-05-07 at 8:19 AM UTC
The Canada goose is the greatest animal to ever live. Long live branta canadensis.
2020-05-07 at 8:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Hello page.
at least spell her name right, rookie.
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2020-05-07 at 8:25 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
do u really greet each page when you turn to it?
2020-05-07 at 8:29 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I thought that was what the back of the book was for
2020-05-07 at 8:37 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
it was so long ago I couldnt tell you one title name