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I have befriended 2 Canada geese, since im not suppposed to be talking to people...

  1. #61
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I do. Everything I do is in strict moderation. Even though I can have that second, or even third, helping, I pass. I keep moderately active. Not too much, not too little. One meal a day is good, because it keeps your mind and body clear.

    That very Buddhist of you. 1 meal a day is basically intermittent fasting and your body has likely adapted to that
  2. #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo That very Buddhist of you. 1 meal a day is basically intermittent fasting and your body has likely adapted to that

    Ahhh. I hate to be associated to any religion, much less a totally BS one. For me, it's always been just plain old common sense. All food contains toxins and poisons. Toxins and poisons are cumulative. The poisons and toxins attack your brain and nervous system, as well as vital organs. The less polluted food from the profiteering terrorists you put into your body, the longer your body will survive. It's really that simple.
  3. #63
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    My dad kills Canadian geese cuz they shit on his sodd
  4. #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A green greased goose geesed a goosed geese green.

    Say that 10 times fast.
  5. #65
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL A green greased goose geesed a goosed geese green.

    Say that 10 times fast.

    You know even when a Canadian goose is dead on the lawn with an arrow thru it, the other geese just come up and shit on it as well....dust to dust I suppose
  6. #66
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych You know even when a Canadian goose is dead on the lawn with an arrow thru it, the other geese just come up and shit on it as well….dust to dust I suppose

    It's a goose eat goose world.
  7. #67
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's a goose eat goose world.

    Ok. Now I'm laughing. Your silliness got me lol
  8. #68
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Matt is the goose/gander of human society. If u are polite and give tasty morsels he will not peck at your children and run off with your socks.
  9. #69
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych You know even when a Canadian goose is dead on the lawn with an arrow thru it, the other geese just come up and shit on it as well….dust to dust I suppose

    damn thats metal af. I hope my friends some defecate on my bloated corpse to pay homage. Very GG Allin
  10. #70
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER damn thats metal af. I hope my friends some defecate on my bloated corpse to pay homage. Very GG Allin

    Are u back or are you still the other guy?
  11. #71
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Are u back or are you still the other guy?

    im always wariat in my heart
  12. #72
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    HEY JACKRAB WHY DO U THINK POLISH WOMEN THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME WHEN I TRY TO SAY HELLO BUY THEM A DRINK AT THECLUB I THINK MAYBE R INTIMATED BY ME OR MAYBE LASBIANS?
  13. #73
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER HEY JACKRAB WHY DO U THINK POLISH WOMEN THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME WHEN I TRY TO SAY HELLO BUY THEM A DRINK AT THECLUB I THINK MAYBE R INTIMATED BY ME OR MAYBE LASBIANS?

    Idk most women think they are better than me lol
  14. #74
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, Tommy and Tammy are sleeping on the pond. They are the cutest.❀🦒🦒
  15. #75
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, Tommy and Tammy are sleeping on the pond. They are the cutest.❀🦒🦒

    Thought you said pound lol
  16. #76
    WellHung Black Hole
    Now, wenever i tell Tommy I got food, he comes up on the grass near me, and if im sitting down, he will eat out of my hand. Once Tammy watches forawhile, and realizes its safe, she will come up too. She gets real close, but won't eat out of my hand, so I gently toss her the crumbs. Folks, how stinkin' presh are these two?
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  17. #77
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Thought you said pound lol

    Lets get naked and exchange bodily fluids?πŸ‘
  18. #78
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Lets get naked and exchange bodily fluids?πŸ‘

    You say things in the most...yucky way lol
  19. #79
    WellHung Black Hole
    Call me Charismatic CarlπŸ‘
  20. #80
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Thought you said pound lol

    unable to fuck nicker whores due to coronavirus, matt is about to take these birds to pound town.

    FOLKS?
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