I have befriended 2 Canada geese, since im not suppposed to be talking to people...

1. 2020-03-18 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #41
   

   frala Avant garde shartist
   Maybe I just like whole grains and power.
2. 2020-03-18 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #42
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A friend of weed is a friend indeed.

3. 2020-03-18 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #43
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Trash individuals detected. Yunno

   
   arent you homeless?
4. 2020-03-18 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #44
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Not currently.
5. 2020-03-18 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #45
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Not currently.

   
   When were u?
6. 2020-03-18 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung When were u?

   
   Never. This is God's big happy planet. As long as you are alive, you're in His home, regardless of where you rest your head at night.
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   • DontTellEm, 
   • Sudo
7. 2020-03-18 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Not something she'll ever have to worry about while I'm around.
   
   Bed - provided
   Food - provided
   Clothing - provided
   TV/internet - provided
   Date night - provided
   foot rubs - provided
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   • DontTellEm
8. 2020-03-18 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #48
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not something she'll ever have to worry about while I'm around.
   
   Bed - provided
   Food - provided
   Clothing - provided
   TV/internet - provided
   Date night - provided
   foot rubs - provided

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung When were u?

   
   I guess the correct response would be never.
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
9. 2020-03-18 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Matt your mental health seems to be doing better and you seem less trolly and frustrated.
   
   I think these geese are a step in the right direction
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   • WellHung
10. 2020-03-18 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #50
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    one time i played my ukelele to some geese
    
    
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    • Sudo
11. 2020-03-18 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A goosed geese is a geese on goose.
12. 2020-03-18 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #52
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
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    • CASPER
13. 2020-03-18 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A goosed geese is a geese on goose.

    
    Say that five times fast.
14. 2020-03-18 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #54
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A greased goose and a goosed geese is a geese greased on goose.
15. 2020-03-18 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #55
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A greased goose and a goosed geese is a geese greased on goose.

    
    You have the greatest avatar i have ever seen. Do u get along with geese, spectral?
16. 2020-03-18 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #56
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung …Do u get along with geese, spectral?

    
    I don't mind them at all.
17. 2020-03-18 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    spectral I hope you live a really long time. You've said before you only eat one meal a day which seems unhealthy but to be doing roofing at your age is very impressive. I know if I live to be your age I wouldn't dream of it. I think you live a minimalist life
18. 2020-03-18 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #58
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    wtf i thought it said beheaded
    
    that a trip how the eyes can trick da brain & shiet
19. 2020-03-18 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #59
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Sudo spectral I hope you live a really long time. You've said before you only eat one meal a day which seems unhealthy but to be doing roofing at your age is very impressive. I know if I live to be your age I wouldn't dream of it. I think you live a minimalist life

    
    I do. Everything I do is in strict moderation. Even though I can have that second, or even third, helping, I pass. I keep moderately active. Not too much, not too little. One meal a day is good, because it keeps your mind and body clear.
20. 2020-03-19 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #60
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A greased green goose goosed a geesed goose greased green on geesed goose.