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  1. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If corona hadn't hit this summer I was gonna travel :(

    Goddammit man. Plane tickets are super cheap but I doubt I'll be allowed to fly most places outside the US just for tourism.

    We had to cancel a trip to the cape :(

    But whatevs. We have a beach trip planned for August and we are going to Oregon for Thanksgiving.
  2. Originally posted by frala We had to cancel a trip to the cape :(

    But whatevs. We have a beach trip planned for August and we are going to Oregon for Thanksgiving.

    can i come
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah, no. If I had a girl I got along with well i would risk corona for her. It's just the dating thing and meeting a bunch of different women i'm unsure of.

    There was this girl like two weeks ago who I'm pretty sure was as crazy as i am and ready to meet but then I just ignored her for no real reason. I showed my friend who is a girl and she was like, "§m£ÂgØL, this bitch is down." But I just didn't… idk. Right now I just want to save money and eat eggs.

    Hope it works out with you two when you meet man. I've always wanted a girlfriend from another country so I could go visit her family and learn about her culture and language.

    Thailand is also a really great place for real estate right now. Vietnam too. Their economies are booming from manufacturing.

    If you get a job there and get married and have babies you gotta invite me so I can bring your babies some eggs and eat all the noodles in your fridge.

    Thanks, I hope it works out but im playing 2 girls right now and I feel so guilty about it

    I used to be so insecure about myself in previous relationships but in the past year I started to stop giving a fuck and realised im actually pretty handsome and just decided go with it, YOLO

    I've been through so much in my life especially with my ex girlfriend dying etc (im sure everyone has so im not being selfish when I say this)

    I hope your love life picks up too, ever tried badoo? That's where I met her, I was searching for Thai girls because I fell out with my Thai gf at the time when I had plane tickets booked already
  4. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace can i come

    To the beach trip yes but not to Oregon.
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  5. Originally posted by Grylls Thanks, I hope it works out but im playing 2 girls right now and I feel so guilty about it

    I used to be so insecure about myself in previous relationships but in the past year I started to stop giving a fuck and realised im actually pretty handsome and just decided go with it, YOLO

    I've been through so much in my life especially with my ex girlfriend dying etc (im sure everyone has so im not being selfish when I say this)

    I hope your love life picks up too, ever tried badoo? That's where I met her, I was searching for Thai girls because I fell out with my Thai gf at the time when I had plane tickets booked already

    Lmao badoo is what I use. It's more interesting than Tinder which is seemingly just a bunch of vapid attractive women?

    Talked with a girl from Indonesia on there once but she tried to convert me to Islam.

    Who's this other girl? Why haven't you dumped her for your Chinese girlfriend?
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lmao badoo is what I use. It's more interesting than Tinder which is seemingly just a bunch of vapid attractive women?

    Talked with a girl from Indonesia on there once but she tried to convert me to Islam.

    Who's this other girl? Why haven't you dumped her for your Chinese girlfriend?

    Lol

    The reason im trying to keep both is because ive met the thai girl in person 6 times, never met the chinese girl and im greedy so I need something to fall back on if it doesnt work out with her

    I know im an asshole for doing this, i feel so fucking bad

    And I do have a feeling it wont work out, even though she says she loves me
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ya, nigga.. you can’t go to Oregano 🌿
  8. frala Avant garde shartist
    *snickers*

    😭
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    😂
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by frala To the beach trip yes but not to Oregon.

    awww thanks already shirtless and in my sexy speedos. Lanny will be all over me and he will impregnant me or else...deal with dat real shit woman. i actually have speedos in 8 different colors...its for myonlyfans. if lanny gives me a cumstain cocksucker i'll let ya have a piece of all this action sista. oh candy is a silent partner in all this too but don't tell her that just yet. gotta hit her on her worst day ever.
  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol they make century eggs like that too.

    I will eat most things but won't try this if I ever come across it.

    Crazy the shit people did to preserve food. I really wonder if this disgusting shit will last another 100-200 years when most of the world has not known hunger and culture becomes more globalized. I can't even imagine the effect a few generations of internet users will have on the world. It's going to be so different.

    Isn't it the chinks or one of those countries where they pickle eggs in little boys urine? fucking disgusting their eating habits, for real.


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Literally disgusting

    Virgin boy egg
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    Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys who were presumably peasants, preferably under the age of ten. Named "tong zi dan" (Chinese: 童子蛋; pinyin: Tóngzǐdàn), the dish translates literally to "boy egg" and is a springtime tradition of the city where the urine is collected from prepubescent peasant boys. The eggs have been listed by officials in China as a part of the region's "local intangible cultural heritage".[1]


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I mean who the fuck ever came up with the idea to do that in the first place? What the hell was he thinking?


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  14. Originally posted by Narc I mean who the fuck ever came up with the idea to do that in the first place? What the hell was he thinking?


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    I don't know if you've heard of post-ingestive feedback but its believed to be responsible for a lot of these weird foods. Essentially, your body will automatically crave the foods it needs. We have fucked this up this sense in the last 100 years with all our added flavorings, but its still a thing. They did a test on toddlers and let them eat whatever they want as long as it was a healthy food from their list.

    Somehow all the kids were nutritionally balanced. They just craved what they needed and ate that. I remember one kid just ate milk and bananas for days but apparently his body needed that. It's weird. Animals do this too and can 'smell the nutritional value' of plants in the wild, and even plants they've never encountered before. It is fucking bizarre.

    Ammonia is an essential nutrient so I can see why all this weird pee shit happens. And if it preserves food, ancient people were all for that shit. Why little boys? I have no fucking idea. Maybe they thought they were pure or some shit, idk.

    I can't imagine it tastes that bad though??? Just like a salty egg. I thought you liked pee, Narc.
  15. frala Avant garde shartist
    A chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich are the same sandwich at different points in its lifecycle
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  16. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m inside now luv, hope you’re having a good hump day 😋

    I did hun. I didn’t really mean right now though. What has your weather been like lately? Here it had been in the 90’s since it turned June up until today. The cooler weather felt so nice today. Please text me sometime
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 I did hun. I didn’t really mean right now though. What has your weather been like lately? Here it had been in the 90’s since it turned June up until today. The cooler weather felt so nice today. Please text me sometime

    Let’s catch up tomorrow bubb 😘💖
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Simp lyfe
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    You try to talk to me more than he does 😆
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    What has your weather been like lately §m£ÂgØL? It's been shit here lately. The warmer weather felt so nice the other week. Please text me sometime.

    (Even though I'll be posting here later and asking you to text me, again)

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    *Siiiiiiiiiimp*
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