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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    So how are dem eggz babe?
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 So how is that pool Candy?

    I’m inside now luv, hope you’re having a good hump day 😋
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian So how are dem eggz babe?

    You don’t want to be in a “ humanzee” thread all day but I got you clocked in at 6 am ..my time it’s now 3:20 pm

    Js :)

  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Someone can't tell da time.

    How are you §m£ÂgØL?

    I miss you
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Yeah man we're already planning to go there together

    But she lives in Thailand and has been for around 10 years with her property business, I'm looking for work over there too right now

    I can't wait to meet her we have such a good connection, we can talk for hours and I've improved her English

    She teaches me Chinese and Thai too

    How about your love life my brudda?

    Oh damn that's sick. Thailand is beautiful too.

    I'm not really looking right now. I have a tendency of getting girl's numbers and then ghosting them because I'm more interested in making jokes than setting up a date with a stranger. It feels like a strange time to be dating too, like what are we gonna wear masks when we fucc? I feel like a lot of girls just aren't going to want to meet up right now.

    I'm okay with it tho I don't really want to or need to get laid. I want love nigga. I've turned down ez fucks.
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  6. Originally posted by Octavian Someone can't tell da time.

    How are you §m£ÂgØL?

    I miss you

    Good Afternoon Octavian. I'm good, how are you. I've been thinking about you, and I've been thinking about eggs.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Someone can't tell da time.

    How are you §m£ÂgØL?

    I miss you

    oh my bad.. how long you been in here your time?

    In this “ humanzee” thread that you don’t want to be in lawl
  9. grylls i texted you
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Now I want hibachi 🙋🏽‍♀️😆
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Oh damn that's sick. Thailand is beautiful too.

    I'm not really looking right now. I have a tendency of getting girl's numbers and then ghosting them because I'm more interested in making jokes than setting up a date with a stranger. It feels like a strange time to be dating too, like what are we gonna wear masks when we fucc? I feel like a lot of girls just aren't going to want to meet up right now.

    I'm okay with it tho I don't really want to or need to get laid. I want love nigga. I've turned down ez fucks.

    True true, but even if she has corona I don't mind her giving it to me

    Im seriously gonna ravage her ass, looking at september time hopefully





    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace grylls i texted you

    Yeah I saw it just gonna have a pee and ill reply x
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Your girlfriend doing tricks for treats...

  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace grylls i texted you

    Did u get my txt?

    I have a bad signal here
  15. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by CandyRein Now I want hibachi 🙋🏽‍♀️😆

    With some extra yum yum sauce if you know what I mean

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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yass! Gotta have that yumm yumm 😂😭
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Got your texts guys. Future is so funny.
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  18. Originally posted by Grylls True true, but even if she has corona I don't mind her giving it to me

    Im seriously gonna ravage her ass, looking at september time hopefully







    Yeah I saw it just gonna have a pee and ill reply x

    Yeah, no. If I had a girl I got along with well i would risk corona for her. It's just the dating thing and meeting a bunch of different women i'm unsure of.

    There was this girl like two weeks ago who I'm pretty sure was as crazy as i am and ready to meet but then I just ignored her for no real reason. I showed my friend who is a girl and she was like, "§m£ÂgØL, this bitch is down." But I just didn't... idk. Right now I just want to save money and eat eggs.

    Hope it works out with you two when you meet man. I've always wanted a girlfriend from another country so I could go visit her family and learn about her culture and language.

    Thailand is also a really great place for real estate right now. Vietnam too. Their economies are booming from manufacturing.

    If you get a job there and get married and have babies you gotta invite me so I can bring your babies some eggs and eat all the noodles in your fridge.
  19. If corona hadn't hit this summer I was gonna travel :(

    Goddammit man. Plane tickets are super cheap but I doubt I'll be allowed to fly most places outside the US just for tourism.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    MOOD:




    😂😭
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