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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    because I couldn't get a job in rocket maintenance
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  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Do you ever just isodnfekcpcsncodndncockdclcpdcnpwinx
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It wouldn’t surprise me if salesforce greenlit the whole “we pay for you to transition” thing just because their execs get off on the idea of mutilating genitalia
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's probably some elaborate money laundering scheme like everything else is
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    “It’s more cost effective than our annual leadership retreats to Eastern Europe for a ‘hostel’ experience, and it’s COVID proof”
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra because I couldn't get a job in rocket maintenance

    He entered the public zeitgeist with a show called "rebel billionaire" about how he rebels against his billions of dollars by doing goofy asshole shit, blowing him up in a spaceship is probably his wet dream death and I'll be happy that I know he's narcissistic enough to have a megacamera on his face to capture his reaction as he's incinerated
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I worked for his phone company, Virgin Mobile a long time ago


    he showed up there once with Vanilla Ice for some reason

    I called in sick
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  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I feel no need to jeopardize my freedom so long as it is against the law. Make it legal and that will change.

    Someone plz shoop speedys mugshot into a movie poster for The Purge
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I worked for his phone company, Virgin Mobile a long time ago


    he showed up there once with Vanilla Ice for some reason

    I called in sick

    Do you think you could have affected change should you have gone to work that day and poisoned his adrenochrome?
  10. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by aldra yeah back in the 90s when they started pushing 'challenged' instead of retarded we called each other challengers

    Honestly though, retard is a peak word. Not many other words that are as good.
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  11. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Lanny It wouldn’t surprise me if salesforce greenlit the whole “we pay for you to transition” thing just because their execs get off on the idea of mutilating genitalia

    Lanny transphobe confirmed
  12. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Gas station margaritas make my stomach hurt
  13. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Solstice Gas station margaritas make my stomach hurt

    Lime-a-ritas? Yeah they give me a idity.
  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Lime-a-ritas? Yeah they give me a idity.

    Nah I'd never drink those, too weak, I mean these




    $1.70 for a 16 oz can of 12%
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Premix is terrible. Non-rotgut tequila isn’t the cheapest but I’m sure ingredients for a decent marg can’t be much more than gas station premix
  16. frala Avant garde shartist
    Premade is awful but every once in a while you need a good room temperature 24 oz Lime-a-Rita
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  17. I made a bonafide Mexican puke the other night from the amount of tequila i was having us drink. Sobering realization . Or would be if i stopped drinking,
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  18. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Solstice Nah I'd never drink those, too weak, I mean these




    $1.70 for a 16 oz can of 12%

    Lime-A-Ritas are nasty as shit, taste like shit, give me acidity. I usually just go for an IPA but I'll give this a shot. I am ok with the non-lime flavours tho.
  19. I've never in my life found ANY off the shelf mixer that tasted good...except Vodka.
  20. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Vodka has a taste?

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