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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. I need to finish right now pls complete the joke
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Still at work.

    The sixth one says "HI, THE NAME IS JOHNSON.

    The seventh one says "GIMME A SHOT OF YOUR HARDEST

    The eight one says ZOMG IM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW 420 BLAZE IT ME

    The ninth one says HELLO IM MEETING A PENIS HERE DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEYRE SITTING?

    The tenth one says HEY IM RIGHT OVER HERE

    back to work
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  3. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    LOL seven more to go before the punch line...………………….the anticipation is real ya'll
  4. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Still at work.

    The sixth one says "HI, THE NAME IS JOHNSON.

    The seventh one says "GIMME A SHOT OF YOUR HARDEST

    The eight one says ZOMG IM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW 420 BLAZE IT ME

    The ninth one says HELLO IM MEETING A PENIS HERE DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEYRE SITTING?

    The tenth one says HEY IM RIGHT OVER HERE

    back to work

    The bartender says "You guys come here pretty often, huh?"
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh damn I forgot about the rest of this.

    So the 11th one says Do you guys serve minors?

    The 12th one says I AM A PENIS IS THE PIG WHEEL OPEN?

    The 13th one says nothing. He is hammered and just trips on the mat and the other penises laugh at him

    The 14th one says IM THE OWNER, GIVE ME FREE DRINKS FOR THAT VERY REEASON and all the pussies working are too scared to question him so they do it

    The 15th one says HOLY FUCK I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY

    The 16th one says PENIS 15 IS GAY BUT THE REST OF US ARENT
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Seventeen penises walk into a gay bar.

    The first one says HI

    The second one says HELLO IM HERE NOW

    The third one says IM BIGGER THAN THE SECOND ONE

    The fourth one says HEY DO YOU GUYS SERVE FAGGOTS

    The fifth one says HOWDY BOYS CAN I COME INSIDE???

    I have to go back into work now. I'll finish later.

  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The seventeenth penis walks in says "shit it's a fucking sausage fest in here"
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol.

    The seventeenth doesn't walk in because penises can't walk. Weirdos.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck you



    Originally posted by mmQ Seventeen penises walk into a gay bar.

    Thank my post pussy
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Fuck you





    Thank my post pussy

    You intimidated me.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ You intimidated me.

    Fuck you
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Fuck you

    Shut the fuck up nigger
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  13. Originally posted by mmQ Shut the fuck up nigger

    Meet me in the bushes nigger.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Meet me in the bushes nigger.

    There arent any bushes anymore my nigga. :(
  15. MQ you ever get on ezchat? I'd like to chill sometime no homo.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ There arent any bushes anymore my nigga. :(

    SHOW ME YOUR DONG M8.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger MQ you ever get on ezchat? I'd like to chill sometime no homo.

    Message me your number at the very least. Just got a new phone . I dropped my last one in the bushes.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Message me your number at the very least. Just got a new phone . I dropped my last one in the bushes.

    AIGHT. You don't fucking drink on the internet anymore though?
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Just general run of the mill mopey faggotry. Theres like three sides of my brain. One is always ready to snap and spit in someones face. The second one is always depressed as fuck and axious and second guessing stuff and thinking of gay feminine ways to get people to prove they give a shit about me. and the third, impartial me is like “Yall are some angsty lil queers stfu everyone has problems if ur so sad youd stfu and kill yourself. Youre just comfortable being sad and not connecting with people bc thats how you know youll never disappoint anyone.”

    GAY

    Same exact thing here damn top tier diagnosis for me like not even kidding brah.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger SHOW ME YOUR DONG M8.

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