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  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Did you learn anything? You seem like someone who has either been beat up alot and is bitter about it, or hasn't been beaten up enough.

    Are you going to fuck her again? You do know she set you up right? We should hear more details about this though

    This was no "setup" on her behalf. Another prick I have beef with told him I was there so in effect, yeah a kind of setup. Either way I took pleasure informing him I laid her a good 3 times after he left whilst he lamented in a cucked stupor.
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  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. No ex boyfriend of a year is just gonna stroll through the back door …😂 so Dumb. Sounds fishy 🤣 to begin with but if a legit scenario, no way the girl didn’t set it up. Octavian must be as much of bitch in his RL as he is here with his ego to keep taking loses. 😂

    He clearly still has feelings but even if he doesn't it's a pride thing. I would be annoyed at the thought of a mate banging the mother of my child.

    You wouldn't understand anyway big ape, you eat dicks for breakfast.

    😂
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    i would eat big ape for lunch
  4. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe This was no "setup" on her behalf. Another prick I have beef with told him I was there so in effect, yeah a kind of setup. Either way I took pleasure informing him I laid her a good 3 times after he left whilst he lamented in a cucked stupor.

    Why does he have a problem with you? How did he know you were there?
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    I would not finish big ape
  6. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh Why does he have a problem with you? How did he know you were there?

    I don't know but she mentioned to him in a pub after talking to me, "He's really fit" and apparently he lost it lol. Jealousy maybe?

    What u fink §m£ÂgØL?
  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Should have raped him.
  8. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I don't know but she mentioned to him in a pub after talking to me, "He's really fit" and apparently he lost it lol. Jealousy maybe?

    What u fink §m£ÂgØL?

    It's hard not to be jealous of perfection
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  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    One thing I've learnt is da moniez don't bring happiness. I'm considering buying a gun and blowing my brains out. Last year was like a record year for deaths/OD's and suicides, I should have done it then but I was having a ball. Anyways I think I've got anhedonia like Malice, maybe all the years of drug and alcohol abuse has rendered by brain chemically inbalanced.

    Maybe I should go some peaceful picturesque spot at the height of summer and do it then.

    Meh
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  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe One thing I've learnt is da moniez don't bring happiness. I'm considering buying a gun and blowing my brains out. Last year was like a record year for deaths/OD's and suicides, I should have done it then but I was having a ball. Anyways I think I've got anhedonia like Malice, maybe all the years of drug and alcohol abuse has rendered by brain chemically inbalanced.

    Maybe I should go some peaceful picturesque spot at the height of summer and do it then.

    Meh

    Get some purpose in your life nigga. Start a career. Go to college and learn something.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Get some purpose in your life nigga. Start a career. Go to college and learn something.

    i want to learn whre you live so i can "pay you a visit" yeah hows that for a career
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe This was no "setup" on her behalf. Another prick I have beef with told him I was there so in effect, yeah a kind of setup. Either way I took pleasure informing him I laid her a good 3 times after he left whilst he lamented in a cucked stupor.

    You didn't say they had a kid together. Kinda scummy on your part but he's clearly not a good friend of yours and you shouldn't be bragging to people but you can't really be blamed for fucking her.



    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe One thing I've learnt is da moniez don't bring happiness. I'm considering buying a gun and blowing my brains out. Last year was like a record year for deaths/OD's and suicides, I should have done it then but I was having a ball. Anyways I think I've got anhedonia like Malice, maybe all the years of drug and alcohol abuse has rendered by brain chemically inbalanced.

    Maybe I should go some peaceful picturesque spot at the height of summer and do it then.

    Meh

    You seem like you're in a good head space now. Maybe you need to lash out and cuck someone to get a healthy perspective on things. Maybe if I did more cucking I'd be a happier person. Keep up the good work setting goals.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost i want to learn whre you live so i can "pay you a visit" yeah hows that for a career

    Tied with Lanny's for dumbest state in America.
  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost i want to learn whre you live so i can "pay you a visit" yeah hows that for a career

    Come to Florida and say that shit to my face faggot
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    come to florida and sit on my face faggot
  16. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Urgh, waking up sucks.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    the fuck was I doing

    Originally posted by Thezigly I'm the only one who isn't stealing shit, escorting and blowing through grams a day. I still have all my shit from like 2 weeks ago + a small supply of crack cocaine.

    There guys are still stuck flipping points, they can't even sell to me anymore cuz I'm not buying any less than a gram and they smoke half before I can even show up

    I show up with 60 and they say well it WAS a gram (the only one) but I took too long but if I give them the 60 anyways they will work it out.

    I was gonna try to work with these guys but they are fucked haha, also I have to basically force feed them to keep them alive they never eat. I bring a pizza every time I'm there.

    The only guy works at a grocery store full time I'm like dude let's boost some food just let us walk out with a few hundred in groceries.

    He's like no man I work every day surrounded by food I just do more meth if the hunger pains get too much.

    I'm thinking of getting an ounce and cutting the living hell out of it. I'll take a G out and bulk it up to like 50gs, throw a few points out and see what happens haha.

    Every day I get a lil bit more dope and cash
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  19. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost the fuck was I doing

    Winning
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I lost my phone last night 🌙 😩 🙃 and now I 🙃 just went to wall-e whirled and bot a gnu 1.

    I like tuetles.

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