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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost i put on my pants and felt a warm lump right around the ass area and it was really soft. I thought I shit myself but it was just a sock

    I put on my underwear and my ass felt soaked so I thought it was diarrhea but then I remembered it was just cum from last time I wore them and i had them on backwards
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  3. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ordered benzos, my days are numbered
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  4. I've been using xans
  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America I've been using xans

    That's what I'm getting too
  6. Bradley Black Hole
    I was told repeatedly by an anonymous user on this site that they want me to come live with them and take their tranny booty but their jealous boyfriend is worried the sex will be so great, that he will receive a 30 day eviction notice.

    what a fucked up world
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    I just overheard a sus conversation at the paki store

    the guy was like "Samir! Did you put the bomb, uh I mean grenade in the thing?"

    WHY WAS GRENADE THE CORRECTION I THOUGHT I MISHEARD BOMB BUT THEN HE SAID GRENADE
  8. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I just overheard a sus conversation at the paki store

    the guy was like "Samir! Did you put the bomb, uh I mean grenade in the thing?"

    WHY WAS GRENADE THE CORRECTION I THOUGHT I MISHEARD BOMB BUT THEN HE SAID GRENADE



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  9. Originally posted by Ghost I just overheard a sus conversation at the paki store

    the guy was like "Samir! Did you put the bomb, uh I mean grenade in the thing?"

    WHY WAS GRENADE THE CORRECTION I THOUGHT I MISHEARD BOMB BUT THEN HE SAID GRENADE

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  10. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    1st time I take public transport in ages and the ugly bitch that stinks of weed sits right infront of me.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    did u get her number
  12. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    She was interfering with Oct's carefully crafted aroma of cigarettes and fish
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  13. Data African Astronaut
    Cigarettes and gasoline
  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I mean I don't mind the smell of freshly smoked weed, but that stale/ next day smell knocks me sick.
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice Ordered benzos, my days are numbered

    Got damn you. Its people like you that the DEA pushed Doctors to stop giving them out. You can´t get Benzos. And I get severe Panic disorders and feel like I cant breath. I have to take these from time to time. and I can´t get them filled anymore.

    I never been addicted to them because I would take baby doses. Usually half of a 0.5mg or 0.25 and then take another in a few hours.

    But seriously.. Damn it. Grow the hell up.

    Also dont drink alcohol on them. its dangerous af
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Got damn you. Its people like you that the DEA pushed Doctors to stop giving them out. You can´t get Benzos. And I get severe Panic disorders and feel like I cant breath. I have to take these from time to time. and I can´t get them filled anymore.

    I never been addicted to them because I would take baby doses. Usually half of a 0.5mg or 0.25 and then take another in a few hours.

    But seriously.. Damn it. Grow the hell up.

    Also dont drink alcohol on them. its dangerous af

    don't be gay
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Right now. worse day. I posted this but no one gave fucks.


    for years I suffered mainly on my left side the sciatica but now its on the right. its on the upper butt cheek near the hip and runs down the leg. its fucking painful and I just took a generic 220mg alieve. it helps a little bit but I really need Norco
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    naproxen

    that shit's usually for period pain, you need something much stronger
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by aldra don't be gay

    Oh. Im sorry my comfort and possible life saver bothers you because of my heart not being in perfect order could go by the stress of a panic order. the fact I only have half of a left lung (from birth defect) and how painful like pleuralci it becomes when I get these disorders or the pain set off the disorder when I get something call Atalectasis (Pancake of the lung or lower lob).
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh. Im sorry my comfort and possible life saver bothers you because of my heart not being in perfect order could go by the stress of a panic order. the fact I only have half of a left lung (from birth defect) and how painful like pluralci it becomes when I get these disorders or the pain set off the disorder when I get something call Atalectasis (Pancake of the lung or lower lob).

    you have more justification to abuse drugs than anyone then


    have at it

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