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  1. #81
    netstat African Astronaut
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  2. #82
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    This message is hidden cause user Netstat is a paedophile

    Didn't read
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    netstat African Astronaut
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  4. #84
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    This message is hidden cause user Netstat is a paedophile

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  5. #85
    Misterigh Houston
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    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Shop lifting is for scruffs and poor people, and I am neither.

    I have close to $200k in my portfolio and I still do some shoplin here and there.
  6. #86
    netstat African Astronaut
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #87
    Misterigh Houston
    Yeah shoplin is fun at any age.

    Your never too old to shoplift.
  8. #88
    Do you even shoplift brahhh?
  9. #89
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I once calculated my total apprehensions from my required quota and length of tenure and came up with just over 5,000 arrests. Of those 5,000, about 2,000 of them resulting in foot chase/fight or straight out fight with the shoplifter or shoplifters. I only lost one case the entire time I worked LP. That's because when I arrest I already have them on taped video and I'm 100% positive they have the merch on them when I approach them outside. I had no false arrests at all. One month, I won the award for best LP in Canada.



    So...what happens if you make a bad arrest? I've gotten funny looks from people I assume have been watching for theft when I go digging in my pockets for a shopping list or "cheater" magnifying glasses to read a label, etc.

    I always hope Barney Fife arrests me one day thinking I put something in my pocket just so I can sue them. How much do you think I could get?
  10. #90
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by stl1 So…what happens if you make a bad arrest? I've gotten funny looks from people I assume have been watching for theft when I go digging in my pockets for a shopping list or "cheater" magnifying glasses to read a label, etc.

    I always hope Barney Fife arrests me one day thinking I put something in my pocket just so I can sue them. How much do you think I could get?

    Its not an arrest, since LP/AP are not police. Its usually called a "stop".

    From what I've heard, a bad stop can cost them their job if the accused complains and never did anything suspicious(like conceal, open security boxes, cut items out of packages, etc).
  11. #91
    Bradley Black Hole
    I am interested in this subject.
  12. #92
    Bradley Black Hole
    I knew 1 meat thief. He used to steal steaks too. Its Most important to bag it and weigh gala apples then hit 1 on quantity and keep it moving with bulk other groceries. I heard from the meat thief between sausage trading
  13. #93
    Bradley Black Hole
    He said if other ppl post he might tell me more I could share
  14. #94
    Bradley Black Hole
    Diometric rare earth magnets get a small fist size amount don't wear baggy pants my boys cock does into the shelving like lp grabbed him. Stay tuned why. Menards has them home depot hAs them 20$ 30$ for more online but ya stay tuned why
  15. #95
    naptyme Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Bradley Diometric rare earth magnets get a small fist size amount don't wear baggy pants my boys cock does into the shelving like lp grabbed him. Stay tuned why. Menards has them home depot hAs them 20$ 30$ for more online but ya stay tuned why

    Neodymium/rare earth magnets = beta s3 keys. If you can’t find those, then magnets off of baby gate products work fine, I used to use magnets in-store but I don’t like unlocking shit. My go-to is faraday fabric(foils triple S grade relative), it’s literally a fuсk-you to any type of censor so I usually end up with a boat load of these security devices, might as well start selling them online, too. I’ll bounty a few $200+ things while “shopping,” and then eventually return to the store to return the purchased item before return policy lol...
  16. #96
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by naptyme Neodymium/rare earth magnets = beta s3 keys. If you can’t find those, then magnets off of baby gate products work fine, I used to use magnets in-store but I don’t like unlocking shit. My go-to is faraday fabric(foils triple S grade relative), it’s literally a fuсk-you to any type of censor so I usually end up with a boat load of these security devices, might as well start selling them online, too. I’ll bounty a few $200+ things while “shopping,” and then eventually return to the store to return the purchased item before return policy lol…

    Shit. That made me horny.

    Stop stealing shit. This is why shit is so expensive
  17. #97
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley Stay tuned why.

    I will. Oh I will.
  18. #98
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Misterigh I will. Oh I will.

    (Cough)Narc(cough)
  19. #99
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready (Cough)Narc(cough)

    Sell me some drugs.
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Misterigh Sell me some drugs.

    No need to sell it to you in fact I'd rather give you the best drug you could ever have it's called Love and it's free my man
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