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  1. #1
    netstat Houston
    I remember there was a huge shoplifting scene on Totse that partially carried over to Zoklet and then seemingly disappeared. Where did all those people go? Surely niggas didn't collectively decide to stop discussing it on the internet after 2014, but I haven't seen much even in the fringier parts lately.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I remember shadylady
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I think we just got old and no new members joined, do it died out
  4. #4
    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I remember shadylady

    Me and her continued to talk to each other like once a week for a couple years after zoklet went down. I lost her email address unfortunately
  5. #5
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I made the shoplifting thread on zoklet and let tacho take credit. Just drove my gf to wal mart and she stole a pair of boots.



    Originally posted by Fox Me and her continued to talk to each other like once a week for a couple years after zoklet went down. I lost her email address unfortunately

    Who tf were you on zoklet?
  6. #6
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I made the shoplifting thread on zoklet and let tacho take credit. Just drove my gf to wal mart and she stole a pair of boots.





    Who tf were you on zoklet?

    Scumbag possibly. He had a thing for her.
  7. #7
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by netstat I remember there was a huge shoplifting scene on Totse that partially carried over to Zoklet and then seemingly disappeared. Where did all those people go? Surely niggas didn't collectively decide to stop discussing it on the internet after 2014, but I haven't seen much even in the fringier parts lately.

    raddler has a sub on it but that site has never been not dead
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    Originally posted by netstat I remember there was a huge shoplifting scene on Totse that partially carried over to Zoklet and then seemingly disappeared. Where did all those people go?

    Jail?
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The best way to shoplift is you go at night on the roof directly over the electronics section and you make a two foot by two foot hole there, and then you come back during the day with a fishing rod and go up there and fish items from the displays while no one is there.
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  10. #10
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The best way to shoplift is you go at night on the roof directly over the electronics section and you make a two foot by two foot hole there, and then you come back during the day with a fishing rod and go up there and fish items from the displays while no one is there.

    I dig a tunnel to the case in the electronics section and raid it when no one is looking.
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I worked LP for almost ten years. Seen everything in the book. Arrested cops, diplomats, priests, politicians, judges, grannies, you name it.
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    netstat Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I worked LP for almost ten years. Seen everything in the book. Arrested cops, diplomats, priests, politicians, judges, grannies, you name it.

    Tell us about your top 3 most interesting experiences working as LP.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by netstat Tell us about your top 3 most interesting experiences working as LP.

    Employee theft or customer theft?
  14. #14
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    why was a judge shoplifting from k-mart?
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  15. #15
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo why was a judge shoplifting from k-mart?

    i dont why that made me laugh
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo why was a judge shoplifting from k-mart?

    Because they're cheap. They already make a great salary, but that's not good enough for them. They still have to pocket some eyedrops or some batteries or even bigger stuff. Cops are the most pathetic. They make a lot, and yet they steal like rats. And when they get caught red-handed, they start hiding behind their badges and threats under color of law. Yeah, go ahead and keep mouthing off, cop, but if you take one step in any direction but the door, you're getting your face pinned to the pavement.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Because they're cheap. They already make a great salary, but that's not good enough for them. They still have to pocket some eyedrops or some batteries or even bigger stuff. Cops are the most pathetic. They make a lot, and yet they steal like rats. And when they get caught red-handed, they start hiding behind their badges and threats under color of law. Yeah, go ahead and keep mouthing off, cop, but if you take one step in any direction but the door, you're getting your face pinned to the pavement.

    That says absolutely nothing about this specific incident where you apparently accosted a shoplifting judge.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo That says absolutely nothing about this specific incident where you apparently accosted a shoplifting judge. A few months ago there was a local police officer who was shoplifting from various locations of a local chain of stores. She wore a wig and when she was confronted by security she pulled her service revolver on them. When police are charged they're always suspended with pay pending the outcome of the case so it's in their best interest to keep dragging it out as long as possible and wasting more tax money and court time.

    It's not accosting, it's apprehending. The word is, apprehend.
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    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not accosting, it's apprehending. The word is, apprehend.

    WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND TELL US SOME GODDAMNED STORIES ALREADY
  20. #20
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Cheyes WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND TELL US SOME GODDAMNED STORIES ALREADY

    He doesn't have any specific because he's a serial exaggerator. He's been doing this for at least a decade, probably more. He was a security guard in K-Mart but it was as dynamic and interesting as being a security guard in K-Mart.

    He has previously described his time in K-mart as being both "the wild west" and a "war." It was clearly too much for him to handle and he was likely fired for "randomly" frisking too many supple young boys
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