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For years, I have felt sorry for myself, And have expected girl friends and family to try to do everything for me and help straighten out my life...

  1. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    how does one trigger a fox? the fox usually triggers you first...hmmm
  2. Originally posted by Dregs how does one trigger a fox? the fox usually triggers you first…hmmm

    I don’t get triggered. I just give my opinion on shit but people are really sensitive so this comes off as abrasive I guess and they think I’m “mad”
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Well what are you waiting for?

    waiters need to be good at waiting and hes practising.
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox I don’t get triggered. I just give my opinion on shit but people are really sensitive so this comes off as abrasive I guess and they think I’m “mad”

    Lol. Ur clearly mad. Try harder creep.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Foxes are extremely clever, so you can easily frustrate it simply by asking it what five divided by three is.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Speckles, I have a laptop, but it's from 2009.
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Hey Matt, what’s up love?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Hey Matt, what’s up love?

    Hi there, woman with the golden smile, Who don't tell 'Em unsuccessfully attempts to troll, because she is jealous that you Are skinny and pretty and not afraid to show it.😘🌹
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks Matt 💚

    Yeah I just ignore her.

    But on to better things! Let’s get you a good job. Do you have your resume together? I’m pretty good at resumes, I can help you with that. I know how to embellish, but not lie.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Thanks Matt 💚

    Yeah I just ignore her.

    But on to better things! Let’s get you a good job. Do you have your resume together? I’m pretty good at resumes, I can help you with that. I know how to embellish, but not lie.

    You are so stinkin' sweet...thank you so much for your offer. I got my resume together.. the problem is that I don't mind working at all.. I just hate applying for the jobs... and all the paperwork and busywork. So I've been real slow and bad about actually applying. I need to quicken the pace. I would honestly rather go to the location and ask to talk to the manager, and request a job myself, and sell myself, than fill out electronic or paper applications. Which i have done a few times already. But they werent hiring. (Sigh)
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    My father taught me to bug the employer after applying. I usually follow up with a call saying something like, “I applied for the _____ job, and I’m highly interested. I just wanted to know if you have any questions I can answer for you?”.
    I’ve gotten every job I’ve applied for with that method.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I just slap them around a bit and I'm working there the next morning, usually for more pay than expected.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I just slap them around a bit

    the foreman's ass cheeks
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra the foreman's ass cheeks

    Please don't get cheeky.
  15. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Ur clearly mad. Try harder creep.

    Why does this escaped mental patient keep following me around? Nobody was talking to you, stalker
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol why am I a mental patient? I'm not following u around, I'm reviewing ur post history, getting to know u. How old are u? Don't lie either because I will know if u are.
  17. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol why am I a mental patient? I'm not following u around, I'm reviewing ur post history, getting to know u. How old are u? Don't lie either because I will know if u are.

    Woah that’s weird. Who goes around rifling through someone’s post history. Don’t you have anything better to do

    I’m 27, why
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I do & not really.
    27 heh, a lil smart baby like casper
  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist My father taught me to bug the employer after applying. I usually follow up with a call saying something like, “I applied for the _____ job, and I’m highly interested. I just wanted to know if you have any questions I can answer for you?”.
    I’ve gotten every job I’ve applied for with that method.

    If you're having to tell mattchew some advice like that at his age he's probably never going to get a job. like the guy is middle aged and you're offering him how to make his resume' look better.. He knows how to get a job, he just does't want to.
  20. Originally posted by DontTellEm I do & not really.
    27 heh, a lil smart baby like casper

    Aw you called me smart
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