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For years, I have felt sorry for myself, And have expected girl friends and family to try to do everything for me and help straighten out my life...

  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein You quoted me when I was posting to Matt.. you’re confused on who’s tryna interact with whom Kr0z..

    That's not me..
  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Archer513 Matt,you shout join the army

    3 hots and a cot

    Be all you can be 😎

    He's too old and fat too
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can get three hots and a cot by going to prison. Then you also dont have any responsibilities. About as easy as it gets. Cable, TV, internet, books, cards, gyms, pool, games, activities. They have it all. All for FREE.
  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ You can get three hots and a cot by going to prison. Then you also dont have any responsibilities. About as easy as it gets. Cable, TV, internet, books, cards, gyms, pool, games, activities. They have it all. All for FREE.

    Don't you have to put in work on the yard and dig ditches?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Don't you have to put in work on the yard and dig ditches?

    Nope. :)

    I mean you CAN do that as well and make like 3 dollars an hour but it's not required.
  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Nope. :)

    I mean you CAN do that as well and make like 3 dollars an hour but it's not required.

    Here in tx I heard they suggest out you in solitary so you don't get the cards and dominos w ur homiez.. that would fucking suck! Lololol


    When I was in county jail for my dwi my attorney told me to work and they do some kinda 2 for 1 program. Chzboogers came and visited me and told me it said online when I was getting released so I just told them to leave me alone I'm sleeping and sure enough I got out on time
  7. ZIGGY Houston
    That how we doitfam
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Is karen single? pm me her phone number please

    What have you done to HTS? Is HTS still alive??
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung To be clear…I do not live with my grandmother… and I do work for her…whatever she needs…whenever she needs it .. so it's more like I earn the money from her… She would have to pay a professional or multiple professionals otherwise… But it still feels like an allowance. Also, I work with my girlfriend in our pet-sitting business… but I don't have nearly enough customers now.. like she does. So I gotta find other work.

    Candy?
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I definitely have enough savings to get me through till Spring here at extended stay America… part of me or wants to sample homelessness during the warmer months so I know I can do it… I even found a dead strip mall with an abandoned store in an overhang near the gym… Because I'm so mentally ill my thought patterns are that I'm destined to be homeless.

    Candy?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Matt. Honest question.

    Why dont you just go get a job at literally any restaurant? Wash dishes. It's fun and easy.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Matt. Honest question.

    Why dont you just go get a job at literally any restaurant? Wash dishes. It's fun and easy.

    I don't think washing dishes is fun or easy at all. But I am going to find work at a restaurant... as a waiter... which I have done before n and have made good money. Good call.👍
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't think washing dishes is fun or easy at all. But I am going to find work at a restaurant… as a waiter… which I have done before n and have made good money. Good call.👍

    Well what are you waiting for?
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Well what are you waiting for?

    Good question. I dont know.
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't think washing dishes is fun or easy at all. But I am going to find work at a restaurant… as a waiter… which I have done before n and have made good money. Good call.👍


    My buddy is a bartender at a wings joint. He works 4 nights a week and makes 12-$1500 a week and bangs a bunch of slutty 20 somethings that are the waitresses.

    Dudes lives like he’s 24 but is 44 and I’m sometimes envious of his failure to launch good times.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 My buddy is a bartender at a wings joint. He works 4 nights a week and makes 12-$1500 a week and bangs a bunch of slutty 20 somethings that are the waitresses.

    Dudes lives like he’s 24 but is 44 and I’m sometimes envious of his failure to launch good times.

    Sounds great to me. What do you mean, 'failure to launch good times'?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    What kind of work do you do, Archer? It seems like you're doing really well for yourself.
  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung What kind of work do you do, Archer? It seems like you're doing really well for yourself.

    suck up.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    that's what he said
  20. It's like a breath of fresh air on a hot steamy day when squirrel shows up isn't it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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