How long do you think it would take a soaking wet towel that is laying on the floor, to dry?

1. 2020-01-14 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #101
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
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2. 2020-01-14 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #102
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   People eat bacteria. Yogurt and cheese are two examples.
3. 2020-01-14 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Also this wasnt a shower towel that I just dropped on the floor. I literally put a towel in my bathtub and soaked it in hot water, then took it out and plopped it on my bathroom floor.

   
   So you've had to deal with navigating around a puddle and soaked towel on your bathroom floor every time you're in there for days now just for the fuck of it?
4. 2020-01-14 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #104
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice So you've had to deal with navigating around a puddle and soaked towel on your bathroom floor every time you're in there for days now just for the fuck of it?

   
   Yes. There hasn't been a puddle since the first few hours. Just the soaked towel. I have accidentally stepped on it barefoot, about 5 times, and with my socks on, about 5 times as well.
5. 2020-01-14 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Yes. There hasn't been a puddle since the first few hours. Just the soaked towel. I have accidentally stepped on it barefoot, about 5 times, and with my socks on, about 5 times as well.

   
   You're a patient man. By the second time I stepped on that in socks I would have fucking snapped.
   
   I feel like you've got a hidden agenda going on with this towel. Is it a sexual thing? I don't judge.
6. 2020-01-14 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #106
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice You're a patient man. By the second time I stepped on that in socks I would have fucking snapped.
   
   I feel like you've got a hidden agenda going on with this towel. Is it a sexual thing? I don't judge.

   
   Haha yes I definitely said a curse word each time and then just took my socks off and replaced them. Nobody likes a squishy sock.
   
   No hidden agenda. Just got randomly curious and thought it would be FUNZIES to make a thread and ask guesses. Clearly most people were very wrong so hopefully we all learned something. :)
7. 2020-01-14 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is the towel dry now or fucking wat?
8. 2020-01-14 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #108
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala Is the towel dry now or fucking wat?

   
   Fucking NO.
   
   here is a picture I'm surprised nobody asked for one yet.
   
   There are a few parts that are almost nearly dry but for the most part its still pretty wet.
   
   
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9. 2020-01-14 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Does your bathroom stink yet? Does your bathroom always stink? :)
10. 2020-01-15 at 12:10 AM UTC

    #110
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala Does your bathroom stink yet? Does your bathroom always stink? :)

    
    It does absolutely have a distinct mildewy smell now coming from the towel.
    
    I'm hoping like others maybe it will start growing mushrooms. Only time will tell nigga, when we do go to heaven or hell nigga
11. 2020-01-15 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #111
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking MILDEW. I dont even know what mildew really is or why I knkw what it smells like.
12. 2020-01-15 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    IT’S BECAUSE MEN DON’T CLOSE THE SHOWER CURTAIN
    
    
13. 2020-01-15 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #113
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Closing the shower curtain = shame
14. 2020-01-15 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala IT’S BECAUSE MEN DON’T CLOSE THE SHOWER CURTAIN
    
    

    
    I close the shower curtain becauase my mirror is right across from it and I'm not trying to see myself naked because that's gay
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15. 2020-01-15 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I mean after the shower lol bc the wetness causes mildew
16. 2020-01-15 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #116
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Well so far, as long as this thread. Maybe when it dries up this thread will as well.
17. 2020-01-15 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #117
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
18. 2020-01-15 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck you faggots I'll snort a line of mold in your face and fucking like it
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19. 2020-01-17 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #119
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Guessing Mmq and his wet towel eloped to Vegas. *heartbreaks*
20. 2020-01-17 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #120
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Maybe the towel cheese has evolved into Bill Krozby by now and they've gone looking for busboy jobs together.
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