How long do you think it would take a soaking wet towel that is laying on the floor, to dry?

1. 2020-01-14 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #61
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol. What does that have to do with anything?

   
   Do you suffer from BRAN damage?
   
   Maybe your BRIAN has internal bleeding.
2. 2020-01-14 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #62
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I eat brand-o marlin's for breakfast
3. 2020-01-14 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #63
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World Just because you're too lazy of a fuck that just throws whites with colors on high with shitloads of soap that doesn't wash out, itchy ass MoFo
   
   Sometimes you have to prep shit before you do a final wash. go smoke a bowl and take a 5 hour nap

   
   JOIN THE CHURCH OF TRIANGLISM OR KILL YOURSELF
4. 2020-01-14 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #64
   WellHung Black Hole
   Mud puppets
5. 2020-01-14 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Is it wet with water or something else?
6. 2020-01-14 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #66
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   ITT: A bunch of niggas who have never left a towel on the floor until it grew mycelium legs. Get on my level.
7. 2020-01-14 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #67
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   What's the wetness level rn, lover?
8. 2020-01-14 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #68
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice Is it wet with water or something else?

   
   Water.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by tee hee hee What's the wetness level rn, lover?

   
   96 hours in. Still quite wet but dryness is intensifying and palpable.
9. 2020-01-14 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #69
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by mmQ …and palpable.

   
   
   So you touched it?
10. 2020-01-14 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee So you touched it?

    
    Yes. Just the tip.
11. 2020-01-14 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #71
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    In wintertime, colder temps won't let it dry for a long ass time. Wring it out of all excess water, then Shake it out and hang it up somewhere where there's warmth.
    
    That is, if you're wanting it to dry at all...
12. 2020-01-14 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I only use towels once, then they go in the washing machine...wiping yourself down in an environment that encourages bacterial growth is quite disgusting and typical of your average filthy North American.
13. 2020-01-14 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #73
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I only use towels once, then they go in the washing machine…

    
    You can reuse your towel after letting it dry. It will be alright and you WON'T get a horrid disease & kick the bucket from it.
14. 2020-01-14 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q You can reuse your towel after letting it dry. It will be alright and you WON'T get a horrid disease & kick the bucket from it.

    
    Fallacy...the bacteria is already embedded in the fluff and growing. Drying a towel doesn't sterilize it.
15. 2020-01-14 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #75
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson embedded in the fluff

    
    You're 'embedded in the fluff'
    
    LOL
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
16. 2020-01-14 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #76
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fallacy…the bacteria is already embedded in the fluff and growing. Drying a towel doesn't sterilize it.

    
    I always plant my towels after use to see what comes up.
17. 2020-01-14 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #77
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I always plant my towels after use to see what comes up.

    
    Gay.
18. 2020-01-14 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #78
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I only use towels once, then they go in the washing machine…wiping yourself down in an environment that encourages bacterial growth is quite disgusting and typical of your average filthy North American.

    
    Your immune system must be bad
19. 2020-01-14 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #79
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Your immune system must be bad

    
    Yep lol. That's probably why he's constantly sick
20. 2020-01-14 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Your immune system must be bad

    
    No, my immune system was built during childhood...eating dirt, living in a house with no heating and no hot water...and the toilet was at the end of the garden...the weekly bath was in a tub in front of the coal fire and I was 4th one in when there was already a layer of scum on the surface.
    
    Once your immune system is built you can then be as big a fairy as you like.