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  1. #41
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    oh, but the one thing you must know to coordinate the jig grinder with a blueprint is the knowledge of the triangle, right angle, metallurgy and trigonometry.

    even stoned off my ass, potential employers know your shit is together by having the pre-reqs required to even apply for such a position.
  2. #42
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Iam top 3 worst posters in the WORLD.
  3. #43
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    or could also be put, top 3 biggest dicks in the world, cause he knows his rights and shits on anyone opposing them hahahahahaha
  4. #44
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    i would make a great negotiator.

    i would have had ukraine sucking donkey balls in exchange for just making the claim of we need to look into biden's past hahahaha
  5. #45
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If they wouldve legalized heroin 10 years ago, i never wouldve gotten so many managerial sit downs. WHO CARES IF I GO TO THE BATHROOM 15x A DAY FOR 10MIN AT A TIME ABIGAIL MAYBE I HAVE A UTI MAYBE UR A BITCH ABIGAIL EVER THINK OF THAT? WHY AM I SWEATING SO MUCH? COCAINE? LOL YEAH RIGHT I DONT EVEN TO STIMS ANYMORE YOU JUDGEMENTAL COW.
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  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to become a jig grinder now. Can I learn online?
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  7. #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a new Breathalyzer out now that can detect marijuana.

    New breathalyzer can detect marijuana

    Date:
    August 27, 2019

    Source:
    University of Pittsburgh

    Summary:
    A team has developed a breathalyzer device that can measure the amount of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive compound in marijuana, in the user's breath. The breathalyzer was developed using carbon nanotubes, tiny tubes of carbon 100,000 times smaller than a human hair. Nanotechnology sensors can detect THC at levels comparable to or better than mass spectrometry, which is considered the gold standard for THC detection.

    sauce: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/08/190827123239.htm

    "We used machine learning to 'teach' the breathalyzer to recognize the presence of THC based on the electrical currents recovery time, even when there are other substances, like alcohol, present in the breath."

    they used machine learning to detect THC, ie. they don't really know the methodology used to detect it, ie. it could potentially trigger false positives (or false negatives) based on unknown factors. At best it's a proof of concept; I'd hold off on thinking it's going to be a new standard
  8. #48
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    that's much like blowing over the legal alcohol limit while being on cough syrup.
    and that is easily debunked in court.
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 that's much like blowing over the legal alcohol limit while being on cough syrup.
    and that is easily debunked in court.

    here they always ask if you've had anything to drink within the last 15 minutes and have you wait it out and retest if you say yes - if you've been drinking enough cough syrup to have a high testable BAC after that time, you definitely should not be driving
  10. #50
    I've taken cough syrup at work a lot they never expect Bundy! Also it's legal

    But very frowned upon
  11. #51
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra here they always ask if you've had anything to drink within the last 15 minutes and have you wait it out and retest if you say yes - if you've been drinking enough cough syrup to have a high testable BAC after that time, you definitely should not be driving

    we are talking 30 years ago, Tech - stl would be able to confirm this, but in the 1990's and before, police would follow you home and not give you a ticket.

    the police motto is: to protect and serve.

    now, a cop is about fucking you over.

    it's a damn shame.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by mmQ I want to become a jig grinder now. Can I learn online?

    First you have to get really fat, hahahahahahahahaha
  13. #53
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 First you have to get really fat, hahahahahahahahaha

    a belly comes from the past 10 years making 60/hourly and 90/time and half over 40 hours :)

    hard not to eat good when you can afford it.
  14. #54
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    no fast foods cause a $30 steak is cheap now and no shitty beers cause only the best is worthwhile <3
  15. #55
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 🐿 Iam top 3 worst posters in the WORLD.

    Youre not trying hard enough
  16. #56
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've taken cough syrup at work a lot they never expect Bundy! Also it's legal

    But very frowned upon

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  17. #57
    One of my favorite work trips was when I took a box of CCC's and my immigrant co worker that was chill with me for months suddenly had violent mood swings that day. He got me involved in HR drama because I made a joke saying I was supervising this department.

    We always made the joke when you stand around doing nothing and say "Ahh yes I am just supervising this department" and he fucking went to HR and said I was trying to order him around saying "i was the boss" even though HE STARTED THE JOKE MONTHS AGO

    and the HR lady Fiona thought I was lying to her because I was sweating a lot and "looked really nervous and was acting weird" but I was just high as fuck and could not process anything.
  18. #58
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 that's because the jobs you have ever had are minimum wage jobs.

    in the fields like Tech, myself, and others, you get a hard copy of your job offer that typically includes salary, benefits, start date, and whatever the company uses to sell themselves.

    with this hard copy, that is a legal tender.

    now, if a company gives you an offer with such a hard copy, they have to be specific in their reasoning to refuse employment, because this hard copy proves they only had good thoughts about you before knowing you would fail a piss test.

    you know judges and lawyers are awaiting this cash cow when companies can finally be sued over breaking this law!!

    Unfortunately you don't live in the real world granps. If you knew what i do for a living (both jobs) and what i take in, youd change your attitude and more than likely be asking me for financial advice on how i got to where i am in such a short time.
    What types of hiring have you done?
  19. #59
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Technologist Your butthurt is palpable. Stop being a miserable person, and you might be able to enjoy your life.

    Again with thr nonsene name calling with no facts or credibility. Typical triggered tech
  20. #60
    Originally posted by cigreting Unfortunately you don't live in the real world granps. If you knew what i do for a living (both jobs) and what i take in, youd change your attitude and more than likely be asking me for financial advice on how i got to where i am in such a short time.
    What types of hiring have you done?

    Nobody really cares about you or likes you.
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