WHY IS MY ELECTRIC BILL $281??

1. 2019-12-06 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #101
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Nigger fuckin Fridays
2. 2019-12-06 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World So.. We turned our keurig off after making morning coffee. I mean the packs are fucking expensive. Like what.. 2 dollars each?
   
   if I had to pay 2 dollars each and a 150 plus electric bill a month. You might as well go to Peets or Starbucks or your fave cafe for a Latte 3 shots of expresso for 4 bucks.
   
   
   Make it.. Unplug it. 1500 watts for the initial warming up of the water is like 2 minutes.

   
   1500 watts for 2 minutes is about half a cents worth of electricity. Not worth thinking about.
   
   And at the same time, if OP is heating his home with electricity anyway then it won't really make any difference no matter what the machine uses, as any electricity the machine uses to keep the coffee warm will ultimately end up in the air of the room.
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3. 2019-12-06 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #103
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Keurig costs about 7 dollars a day if you brew two cups a day. No wonder they give the things a way to wiggers wearing basketball shorts who eat fish sticks . you need to build a solar tuffy shed big dummy
4. 2019-12-06 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #104
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Keurig costs about 7 dollars a day if you brew two cups a day. No wonder they give the things a way to wiggers wearing basketball shorts who eat fish sticks . you need to build a solar tuffy shed big dummy

   
   Sounds like bullshit to me.
   
   Got any proof?
5. 2019-12-06 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1500 watts for 2 minutes is about half a cents worth of electricity. Not worth thinking about.
   
   And at the same time, if OP is heating his home with electricity anyway then it won't really make any difference no matter what the machine uses, as any electricity the machine uses to keep the coffee warm will ultimately end up in the air of the room.

   
   Almost right.
   My apartment is too big and drafty.
   The problem is that the thermostat is nice and warm but if i go anywhere else it dropped 10 degrees.
   So Imma just shrink wrap my dumpartment and but some of those single use hand warmers.
6. 2019-12-06 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #106
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Use shells ass to warm yourself up
7. 2019-12-06 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Use shells ass to warm yourself up

   
   I like resting my head between her thighs in the morning and watching tv.
8. 2019-12-06 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #108
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   What I do is heat up the house to a comfortable level, and then I turn off the thermostat completely and wait until the temp needs a boost, and repeat the process. Cuts your heating expense in half.
9. 2019-12-06 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #109
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   What a tease
10. 2019-12-06 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #110
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bologna plants go to estate sales wearing your basketball pants and start buying animal furs to cover everything with, animals dont get cold becuase they have fur now you can too
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11. 2019-12-06 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #111
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I wonder if you keep warm by wrapping yourself in tubes containing fresh human urine that came from 1000 people in cages being force fed water
12. 2019-12-06 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #112
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I wonder if you keep warm by wrapping yourself in tubes containing fresh human urine that came from 1000 people in cages being force fed water

    
    You'd need a lot of urine to use it as an insulator
13. 2019-12-06 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL What I do is heat up the house to a comfortable level, and then I turn off the thermostat completely and wait until the temp needs a boost, and repeat the process. Cuts your heating expense in half.

    
    do you really do that
    
    why would that be any different
14. 2019-12-06 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #114
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He doesn't want us to see all those butt plugs he got on black friday

    
    Says the man who loves a woman with no balls and a dick to grab.
15. 2019-12-06 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #115
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Says the man who loves a woman with no balls and a dick to grab.

    
    Your grammar makes it sound like you prefer women with balls and a dick to grab.
16. 2019-12-06 at 11:51 PM UTC

    #116
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Your grammar makes it sound like you prefer women with balls and a dick to grab.

    
    we all know what I meant because it's a common meme. I used no punctuations so I guess it can play both ways.
    
    Oh Wait.. double entendre! ZING!
17. 2019-12-07 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #117
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Says the man who loves a woman with no balls and a dick to grab.

    
    I'll grab your dick faggot
18. 2019-12-07 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #118
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'll grab your dick faggot

    
    If you turn out to be Lanny, I will leave the Totse world forever. Just so you know.
19. 2019-12-07 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #119
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    What if lanny turns out to be me (us)
20. 2019-12-07 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #120
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What if lanny turns out to be me (us)

    
    You wouldn't know if you were really Lanny.