WHY IS MY ELECTRIC BILL $281??

1. 2019-12-04 at 6 PM UTC

   #41
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor upgrade the alternator on chelles car and shooplift a big power inverter to connect, then just run her car 24/7 and run extension cords to ur favorite appliances.
   
   put a brick on the accelerator if it doesn't rev up enough on its own. this is totally legal although the power company hates it also on the plus side her car will always be warm when its time for work

   
   This is how I survived as a child until the car got sold for cocaine
2. 2019-12-04 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #42
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Ur paying much more than me, everything included. Ur the one getting ripped off. The taxes are higher in my county than nyc.I bet my Room is bigger than ur little shitbox.

   
   because rent prices are higher where i live lol u moron. i make more money at my job then i would at the same job in another location with the same location because of this.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung Coming from a methhead junkie dishwasher…lolol..ur a loser, dude. Kill urself.🌹

   
   lol i just quit my job to go back to school. i made that thread like a year ago when i was super pissed off about something and probably hysterical off hella drugs and it's not relevant anymore
3. 2019-12-04 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #43
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The cost of the gas used would be through the roof.
4. 2019-12-04 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Back when Hurricane Ike came through I was without electric for 3 weeks...it was like being back in the stone age with naught but nilla crackers to eat. When the power finally came back on the wife (At the time) literally cried, she cried even more 9hrs later when it went off again and was off for a further 4 days.
5. 2019-12-04 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #45
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The cost of the gas used would be through the roof.

   
   Put your license plate on upside down before you fill up with gas, just fill the car up and forget to pay for the gas before you leave.
   
   Studies show most people can't read upside down good
6. 2019-12-04 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #46
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back when Hurricane Ike came through I was without electric for 3 weeks…it was like being back in the stone age with naught but nilla crackers to eat. When the power finally came back on the wife (At the time) literally cried, she cried even more 9hrs later when it went off again and was off for a further 4 days.

   
   does she cry every time someone flips a light switch
7. 2019-12-04 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I toyed with the idea of having those James Bond type number plates installed.
   
   
8. 2019-12-04 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #48
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by A College Professor Put your license plate on upside down before you fill up with gas, just fill the car up and forget to pay for the gas before you leave.
   
   Studies show most people can't read upside down good

   
   The cops could also check with the service provider towers in the area and get the IPs of all devices running GPS at that location at that exact time, then trace the IP to an address through the same provider. Not worth it to steal gas. You could get a $200 ticket for an upside down plate, too.
9. 2019-12-04 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #49
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Electricity is a luxury you don't need.
   
   Humans aren't meant to have bright lights in their faces all night every night for their entire lives. When the sun goes down you prepare for the darkness
   
   Fire is amazing. You don't need electricity if you have fire but modern homes aren't designed for constant open flames
   
   Batteries are a trap. I've known people with no power that get hooked up shoplifting batteries because buying them becomes unaffordable.
   
   Barbeque your food, learn to store things without a fridge and get lots of females and animals to steal body heat from at night.
   
   Electricity is not needed to live a normal life. The belief that it is is why the earth is dying
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10. 2019-12-04 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    the best you can do now is use less so that you can preserve the environment
11. 2019-12-04 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've experimented with solar panels and discovered they are a lot more powerful than many people might think. Even in a snow blizzard, when visibility is limited, and the air itself seems misted straight up to the clouds, and the sun is not getting through at all, the panels still gather and generate quite a bit of power. If you have 10 panels at 4'x4' each, you could pretty well run anything in your house, even in a snowstorm.
12. 2019-12-04 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Electricity is a luxury you don't need.
    
    Humans aren't meant to have bright lights in their faces all night every night for their entire lives. When the sun goes down you prepare for the darkness
    
    Fire is amazing. You don't need electricity if you have fire but modern homes aren't designed for constant open flames
    
    Batteries are a trap. I've known people with no power that get hooked up shoplifting batteries because buying them becomes unaffordable.
    
    Barbeque your food, learn to store things without a fridge and get lots of females and animals to steal body heat from at night.
    
    Electricity is not needed to live a normal life. The belief that it is is why the earth is dying

    
    So no minecraft then for you?
13. 2019-12-04 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #53
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    The layout of your house looks that way because you had constant light and electricity. As soon as the power goes off you will start tripping over stuff and running into tables at night no matter how well you know the layout of your house
    
    You don't even realize it but almost everything in your life is based on having running electricity. Without electricity people realize they have no purpose or individuality, because you are nothing until you get the power back on.
14. 2019-12-04 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #54
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When Armageddon happens, everyone will be in the dark. No phones, no running water, no working toilets, no refrigeration, all the stores and ATMs will be closed, no gas, and then after a few days you will see people peeking in through your doors and windows and scurrying around outside, wanting to get in to see if there's any food in there.
15. 2019-12-04 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #55
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I will replace my windows with mirrors and put FREE FOOD signs all over so when people walk up they realize THEY ARE THE FOOD and get shot with a crossbow from a dude hiding in a tree
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16. 2019-12-04 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #56
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III because rent prices are higher where i live lol u moron. i make more money at my job then i would at the same job in another location with the same location because of this.
    
    
    
    
    lol i just quit my job to go back to school. i made that thread like a year ago when i was super pissed off about something and probably hysterical off hella drugs and it's not relevant anymore

    
    Rent prices are higher where I live. You live in rural California.
17. 2019-12-04 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's easy to make a generator with an old car alternator and a nearby water source...I'll be fine when the shit hits the fan, I've studied survival tactics with the best...youtube.
    
    
18. 2019-12-04 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #58
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III does she cry every time someone flips a light switch

    
    No, Because normally she has the power to turn the power back on. It's the loss of control that bothered her.
19. 2019-12-04 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #59
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I will replace my windows with mirrors and put FREE FOOD signs all over so when people walk up they realize THEY ARE THE FOOD and get shot with a crossbow from a dude hiding in a tree

    
    You are a trickster, an elixir salesman.
20. 2019-12-04 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #60
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The fat ones will be the slowest, so they'll end up on the dinner table first.