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WHY IS MY ELECTRIC BILL $281??

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Move to extended stay america. All utilities are included in the Room rental price.
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  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Move to extended stay america. All utilities are included in the Room rental price.

    I only pay 252 a week... Includes cable
    ,internet, water, power. I imagine its Even cheaper where you live.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by WellHung I only pay 252 a week… Includes cable
    ,internet, water, power. I imagine its Even cheaper where you live.

    sounds like a fucking ripoff to me. rent is expensive where i live, i pay 1k a month for a studio and when i tell people that they get pissed off at me because i have the cheapest rent of anyone i know. i'm assuming wherever you live is not SF or NYC and is probably a shithole and therefore rent must be cheaper and you're getting ripped off
  4. #24
    if you have cable tv you should be exterminated
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III sounds like a fucking ripoff to me. rent is expensive where i live, i pay 1k a month for a studio and when i tell people that they get pissed off at me because i have the cheapest rent of anyone i know. i'm assuming wherever you live is not SF or NYC and is probably a shithole and therefore rent must be cheaper and you're getting ripped off

    Ur paying much more than me, everything included. Ur the one getting ripped off. The taxes are higher in my county than nyc.I bet my Room is bigger than ur little shitbox.
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III if you have cable tv you should be exterminated

    Coming from a methhead junkie dishwasher...lolol..ur a loser, dude. Kill urself.🌹
  7. #27
    I expect the extended stay America also has the bonus of a high turn over of fresh whores too rather than the same dumb neighbors in an apartment.
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  8. #28
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    They do come and physically ready the meter and then i go outside and yell the numbers at the lady on the phone and she says i owe them money.

    Chell called today and the electric jedis said that it is right.
    Then they said last years January bill was $400 and to expect it next.

    Thankfully she set it up so we only pay $90 a month until march and then after that we have to start paying off all the remaining outrageous bills.

    I fucking hate jedis.
    I want them to die.
  9. #29
    People in 1980 - my lawn is bigger and greener than yours!

    People in 2019- I pay less rent than you!
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  10. #30
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Next year i think i will put all our stuff in storage and move into an extended stay with this Jiggerboo guy.
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  11. #31
    Have you shopped it around? Electric providers are 10 a fucking penny where I live, the competition is so fierce I'm expecting them to start paying me soon.
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Next year i think i will put all our stuff in storage and move into an extended stay with this Jiggerboo guy.

    Please be a good roomie to my Dad. And let him fuck ur fat girlfriend from time to time.👍🌹
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by Fonaplats They do come and physically ready the meter and then i go outside and yell the numbers at the lady on the phone and she says i owe them money.

    Chell called today and the electric jedis said that it is right.
    Then they said last years January bill was $400 and to expect it next.

    Thankfully she set it up so we only pay $90 a month until march and then after that we have to start paying off all the remaining outrageous bills.

    I fucking hate jedis.
    I want them to die.

    Just rip off the meter and connect it yourself. the meter is a diagonal piece of metal on the back that connects the four terminals. You need to bridge it in an X

    Bottom left to top right, top left to bottom right and that should restore your power
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  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood People in 1980 - my lawn is bigger and greener than yours!

    People in 2019- I pay less rent than you!

    That's what it has become for deadbeats like me and greenplastic. My Dad, however, has worked the system to his advantage...he owns stuff. 👍
  15. #35
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We do have different power companies to but the electricity from but we will still have to pay Dayton Power and Light a delivery fee.
    I asked an old man at work and he said he tried getting from another company and in the end it just fucked him worse.

    I need to look into it myself.
    Maybe he did it wrong but i doubt it because he also hates jedis.
  16. #36
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    upgrade the alternator on chelles car and shooplift a big power inverter to connect, then just run her car 24/7 and run extension cords to ur favorite appliances.

    put a brick on the accelerator if it doesn't rev up enough on its own. this is totally legal although the power company hates it also on the plus side her car will always be warm when its time for work
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  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A two-bedroom apartment is $1400/month here, plus water and electricity and parking.
  18. #38
    WellHung Black Hole
    That's where you live, spectral. U fuck niggers in your spare bedroom.
  19. #39
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    iirc his

    Originally posted by Fonaplats We do have different power companies to but the electricity from but we will still have to pay Dayton Power and Light a delivery fee.
    I asked an old man at work and he said he tried getting from another company and in the end it just fucked him worse.

    I need to look into it myself.
    Maybe he did it wrong but i doubt it because he also hates jedis.

    I'm telling you that's your bill dude. It's illegal to earn money.
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  20. #40
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    BUILD A STERLING ENGINE AND A SOLAR CONCENTRATOR PUT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MIRRORS ON UR GARANGE AND AIM THEM AT YUR HOUSE BE CAREFUL NOT TO BURN SHEELL UP LIKE AN ANT IN A MAGIFYING GLASS
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