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Does anyone fish?

  1. 2020-07-26 at 6:25 PM UTC
    #81
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.”

    He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”

    He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”

    He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”

    “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”
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  2. 2020-07-26 at 6:30 PM UTC
    #82
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Rofl
  3. 2020-07-26 at 6:41 PM UTC
    #83
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pike love weed patches, so what you do is find clear areas within the weed patches and cast in those pools. It can get messy with weeds on the hook, but that's where the big ones hover. I've pulled out countless 10-20 pounders like that. Northern pike, though, so bigger than Gar.

    I think that’s what my friend was trying to do but the line kept getting snagged where they like to play .. they were jumping out literally in some parts of the water ...
  4. 2020-07-26 at 6:42 PM UTC
    #84
    CandyRein Black Hole
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  5. 2020-07-26 at 6:46 PM UTC
    #85
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    yea, abuse helpless little fishes.
  6. 2020-07-26 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #86
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, abuse helpless little fishes.

    wet markets
  7. 2020-07-26 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #87
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker wet markets

    ^ any civilization that doesnt have this is inferior,
  8. 2020-07-26 at 6:52 PM UTC
    #88
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ^ any civilization that doesnt have this is inferior,

    I see your stupid light is on high beam today
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  9. 2020-07-26 at 7:18 PM UTC
    #89
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  10. 2020-07-26 at 7:24 PM UTC
    #90
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pike love weed patches, so what you do is find clear areas within the weed patches and cast in those pools. It can get messy with weeds on the hook, but that's where the big ones hover. I've pulled out countless 10-20 pounders like that. Northern pike, though, so bigger than Gar.

    A lot of species are like this. As my friend who taught me how to use a Hawaiian sling said, they didn't get that big by being stupid.

    Get a decent diving suit and maybe a weight belt/snorkel, and you'll notice a ton of huge fish from lots of species hiding from Hawks and such
    , where you can easily spear them. These fish will just look up and smile at you when you throw a hook with bait in the water.

    Take the fight to the fish!

    Where there's sharks and COCKodiles and such this may not be practical, but it's elsewhere a lot more effective
  11. 2020-07-26 at 7:28 PM UTC
    #91
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, abuse helpless little fishes.

    We literally put them back in the water and they got a free worm and publicity ..
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  12. 2020-07-26 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz A lot of species are like this. As my friend who taught me how to use a Hawaiian sling said, they didn't get that big by being stupid.

    Get a decent diving suit and maybe a weight belt/snorkel, and you'll notice a ton of huge fish from lots of species hiding from Hawks and such
    , where you can easily spear them. These fish will just look up and smile at you when you throw a hook with bait in the water.

    Take the fight to the fish!

    Where there's sharks and COCKodiles and such this may not be practical, but it's elsewhere a lot more effective

    Coney Island Whitefish mostly just float with the tide or lay on the beach.
  13. 2020-07-26 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #93
    CandyRein Black Hole
  14. 2020-07-26 at 7:54 PM UTC
    #94
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Random fire cracker..

    My friend was tryna spook his cousin and his ol lady lol ...

  15. 2020-07-26 at 8:08 PM UTC
    #95
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein We literally put them back in the water and they got a free worm and publicity ..

    i put them all back in their homes and they all got free candies and exposure ....
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  16. 2020-07-26 at 8:08 PM UTC
    #96
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I see your stupid light is on high beam today

    enjoy eating your non-fresh meats.
  17. 2020-07-26 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #97
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i put them all back in their homes and they all got free candies and exposure ….

    Wth!
    Jus got it , thought it was just a play on my post lol
  18. 2020-07-27 at 5:44 AM UTC
    #98
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Wth!
    Jus got it , thought it was just a play on my post lol

    like i said, fishing is just the same as child mollestation.
  19. 2020-07-27 at 1:04 PM UTC
    #99
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny enjoy eating your non-fresh meats.

    You eat the same meat
  20. 2020-08-06 at 7:32 PM UTC
    #100
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Plans for fishing this weekend...
    I suggested we also grill or bring something I’ll cook up there for a picnic...

    Really want to skip to the spot swinging a basket of lunch singing ..

    🎵
    Today’s the day, the teddy bears have their piiiicnic..
    🎵
    Really wanna do that ..

    And team work , will make the dream work!

    :)
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