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eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast

  1. #1
    eBagger Houston
    Howdy niggas

    eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!

    I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.

    ANYWAY.

    I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...



    So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!

    So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.

    I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.



    I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.

    I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".

    and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL

    NOW. For the treasure!

    I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.



    Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.

    I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"

    --"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
    "Ah Gday Mark!"
    --"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
    "You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
    --"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"

    This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something

    "Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"

    --"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
    --"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
    "Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
    --"Yezzir good luck!"

    AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!

    I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....



    OH YEAH! JACKPOT!

    A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.

    Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.

    Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.
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  2. #2
    WellHung Dark Matter
    Shut up, douchebag.🌹
  3. #3
    AngryIVer Houston [my jade controlled morrigan]
    That's pretty lit eB. If you find any you should send me some. Hell, I'd drive down there if the price was right, my boss has been getting antsy about how much vacation I've banked.
  4. #4
    can i get a ounce if you do find any
  5. #5
    AngryIVer Houston [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood can i get a ounce if you do find any

    Fuck of, Ghost. Sending drugs across country borders is illegal as fuck.
  6. #6
    Sudo African Astronaut [my hereto riemannian peach]
    youre such a boss walrus
  7. #7
    eBagger Houston
    Damn you niggas don't care about my thread you just want drugs!

    But yeah I gotchu if I remember you from the totse/zoklet days. But slim chance I'm going to find anything, especially in the coast guard buoy
  8. #8
    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    Hi bud
  9. #9
    did anyone ever thought of using buoy to smuggle drugs ?
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  10. #10
    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    Um did u just skip over my greeting to thank a post w/o even acknowledging me? I make a point to post in ur shit threads & u can't even be bothered to say hello??
  11. #11
    WellHung Dark Matter
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um did u just skip over my greeting to thank a post w/o even acknowledging me? I make a point to post in ur shit threads & u can't even be bothered to say hello??

    Triggered while acting overly important? 👍
  12. #12
    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    Not right now, mattchew. Begone thot!
  13. #13
    eBagger Houston
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um did u just skip over my greeting to thank a post w/o even acknowledging me? I make a point to post in ur shit threads & u can't even be bothered to say hello??

    Hey you didn't post in my latest Gluttons and Gourmet thread!

    I was I'm very specific how I reply and it wasn't the right time.

    Now that its been brought to my attention......hi there
  14. #14
    mmQ motherfucker
    It's too bad you didnt have a little...cocaine to help you on your search adventure. XD
  15. #15
    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    Hi. Hope u find lots of treasures in ur buoy.
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  16. #16
    mmQ motherfucker
    Go out to that little island you like; maybe there's a shit ton if bricks scattered around out there.
  17. #17
    eBagger Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Go out to that little island you like; maybe there's a shit ton if bricks scattered around out there.

    That WAS the island ya goof
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    mmQ motherfucker
  19. #19
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Quality thread as usual ebagger
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    solid effort

    I would've gone cocaine hunting too, maybe using a drone to quickly (visually) scan the beach
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