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eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast
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2019-09-09 at 11:30 AM UTC
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2019-09-09 at 11:31 AM UTCaaaahhhhh yeaah
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2019-09-10 at 12:19 PM UTCAhoy niggas
Thank you for visiting the eBagger Island Cocaine-Narcotic Search Thread of 2019!
*Update*
Its the day after my great disappointment...
I made it to the buoy, but one of the bolts stripped and the others needed to be held from the other side, thus leaving me no idea how to get in. So I had just carried a 25lb backpack full of supplies roughly 2 1/2 miles just to have some bolts spin...
I did bring my camera and here were some of the more interesting aspects of the island since the hurricane
After my last post I ate some eggs and jalapeno cheddar grits and toast to prepare for the mission. I was blessed with a medium high tide. The landscape of the island had altered, as this sign is usually up on posts.
Unfortunately only the strong (eBagger) survives out here. Here are some fallen creatures who were unfortunate enough to meet their demise. RIP little fellas. I don't believe I've ever seen a dead seagull out here. I was scared it was still alive and was going to move but it didn't. I'm not very good at mercy killing, its not so fulfilling.
Some of the better trash I'd found out this time. I'm sure fucking batteries aren't good for the environment but some boat driving should get them because they were too heavy to carry any distance, none the less strap to a kayak.
A new boat had washed up on shore. I see ancient shell artifacts had been placed at the stern (not sure what the stern is don't know boat lingo). Perfect place for a snack and to test out some of my even newer sunglasses as I shield myself from mother nature. Storm clouds were approaching, so I was ready to get to the buoy.
ALAS the buoy I had seen and told you about! You can see why it might have some interesting shit inside, but also why I needed the proper tools (And still couldn't get in).
See! I just opened photos and took a snippit of since Lanny only allows 5 photosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- G4LM,
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2019-09-10 at 12:20 PM UTCAs you see here are the marks of my attempt to remove the bolts. I swear I tried for quite a while, beating at it, but it was pretty obvious it was futile. These things are made SOLID. I gathered my treasures from this trip for a quick picture, and decided to head back, where I ate yumyum sauce with chicken and rice and passed out. I hope you guys have better luck searching for lost bricks of cocaine. I'm going to regift this rare Island spoon, made by native indigenous species no doubt...
I'm going to wash off and try these sweet new shades
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These posts are dedicated to PWP. RIP.
I'll never forget how hard I laughed at his "How to forge Vicodin prescriptions" thread. -
2019-09-10 at 12:39 PM UTCFuck, I forgot PWP died. RIP.
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2019-09-10 at 12:59 PM UTC
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2019-09-10 at 1:03 PM UTC
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2019-09-10 at 6:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by eBagger As you see here are the marks of my attempt to remove the bolts. I swear I tried for quite a while, beating at it, but it was pretty obvious it was futile. These things are made SOLID. I gathered my treasures from this trip for a quick picture, and decided to head back, where I ate yumyum sauce with chicken and rice and passed out. I hope you guys have better luck searching for lost bricks of cocaine. I'm going to regift this rare Island spoon, made by native indigenous species no doubt…
I'm going to wash off and try these sweet new shades
EDIT:
These posts are dedicated to PWP. RIP.
I'll never forget how hard I laughed at his "How to forge Vicodin prescriptions" thread.
the most valuable / interesting part of a buoy is the blinker light.
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2019-09-10 at 6:16 PM UTCSeems legit, where i can i give you my CC info and full home address so i can get some of that white rocky goodness?
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2019-09-10 at 6:49 PM UTCAwesome thread Ebagger!!
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2019-09-10 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the most valuable / interesting part of a buoy is the blinker light.
tell me you got the blinker light.
Unfortunately not, I only took the giant plumber wrench and it was clunky and I needed something to hold the bottom screw in place.
Originally posted by theshroomguy Seems legit, where i can i give you my CC info and full home address so i can get some of that white rocky goodness?
Read the thread homie I didn't find shit except sunglasses and spoons and shit
Originally posted by itybit Awesome thread Ebagger!!
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2019-09-10 at 7:08 PM UTC
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2019-09-10 at 7:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how heavy is that thing.
maybe you can just roll off the beach and tow it back if it still floats.
Uhhh...not sure if you can tell scale by the sunglasses and baseball cap but if I had to take a wild guess from me climbing on it when it wasn't half buried in sand (about 4 ft that tapers down is buried).....I'd say its anywhere from 800-1500 lbs of steal...... -
2019-09-12 at 12:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by eBagger Uhhh…not sure if you can tell scale by the sunglasses and baseball cap but if I had to take a wild guess from me climbing on it when it wasn't half buried in sand (about 4 ft that tapers down is buried)…..I'd say its anywhere from 800-1500 lbs of steal……
then get a tactical assault shovel and dig a 5 feet deep channel from the beach to the buoy and wait for high tide to show up.
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2019-09-12 at 12:19 PM UTCi want to infest waterways with these guys and destroy all life on earth
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2019-09-12 at 4:01 PM UTCEbagger, post more tinychat videos, ya bastard bitch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-12 at 5:19 PM UTCLol.
I remember when he posted that thread with the compilation of tc videos & I was like that's garbage, ur retarded! & Mmmq completely lost his shit. 😂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-12 at 6:03 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-12 at 11:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then get a tactical assault shovel and dig a 5 feet deep channel from the beach to the buoy and wait for high tide to show up.
your welcome.
Who said I give a hoot about getting it back out to sea? The coast guard can handle that shit.
Originally posted by 🐿 I thought it was glorious.
Aww thanks guys. I need to get another wig because that one was thrown out and I was pissed, and I need to get less sober and I'll give it another try when those prerequisites are met. I created a bunch of "Twich Trolling" clips that were funny but needs too much edited to make it make sense. -
2019-09-13 at 5:11 AM UTC
